Games That I Will Never Play

For various reasons.

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I hope Elliot Page and Willem Defoe fired whichever agent put them up to this.

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Deadly Premonition Is A Bad Game; Please Stop Trying To Convince Me Otherwise.

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📢 David Cage, back away from the heavy racial subject 📢

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Pretentious.

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David Cage is incapable of writing a female protagonist without having her be assaulted.

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Fuck JK Rowling.

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Have I mentioned that David Cage is a hack?

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Stand-in for the whole series.

My feelings about these games can be summed up by this ProZD skit.

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Why did anyone let David Cage make games after this?

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Technically a stand-in for the whole series, but regarding this game specifically: can we stop with this whole "evil mental hospital" trope already?

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I will never understand the appeal of this show.

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Aside from the fact that this game claims to authentically represent what it's like to be deaf while completely missing the mark, the story just makes no sense.

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