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Abysmal. A near pathetic attempt at aping the wonder of the original which ends up feeling like a mod for a Far Cry game.

shizophrenic people are cool as hell

Definitely one of the games of all time

People has a lot of nostalgia for this game but they don't remember how broken it's multiplayer was or how boring it's campaign is.

Growing up is realizing morpheus was right and the machine we have to kill is capitalism

I'm marking this as played because several years ago I worked the Innoventions building at Disneyland and, on the second floor, they had a little game area sponsored by Microsoft that had a bunch of X-Box Ones and Kinects set up so that tourists and their children can flail around and be like "ah yes, I too wish to purchase an X-Box for my home". There were sports games and Kinectimals, but the most notable one of them all was this one.

Kinect Disneyland Adventures once existed in Disneyland. The game that had the gimmick "take a virtual tour of Disneyland in the comfort of your home!" was in the actual Disneyland at one point and you could visit Disneyland while visiting Disneyland. Disneyland Ouroboros.

I thought this was the shit as a kid but I legitimately cannot remember a single frame of this game nowadays. The only piece of media that I can say the same about is Flubber.