i can't take this anymore. i will NOT finish this garbage excuse of a game. it's a straight hallway with no interesting story, no interesting characters except for MAYBE lightning, and the worst gameplay the franchise has ever seen, i haven't had the need to stop using auto battle for 16 hours straight, it's just a waste of time. ''oh but the graphics are so good'' I DO NOT CARE!!!! I CAN PLAY GOOD GAMES THAT ALSO HAPPEN TO HAVE GOOD GRAPHICS!!! IF I WANTED TO SEE PEOPLE THAT LOOK REAL I WOULD GO OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Reviewed on Nov 15, 2023


39 Comments


5 months ago

"I can't take this anymore" is the proper response to playing 13
If you wanna play a ps3 jrpg, play NieR

5 months ago

you're scaring the kids

5 months ago

Per the recommendation, play Nier Replicant. The ps3 version is dogshit by today's standards.

5 months ago

do not listen to skyebaron, oh my god. play original nier.

5 months ago

technically i'm not listening to any of you because i'm gonna play both so yeah

5 months ago

hey if you hate ffxiii you should play drakengard. it's a real game, and

5 months ago

don't agree with all of this, like at all, but that comment about graphics is real af at least

5 months ago

@averypaledog I unfortunately already played Drakengard

5 months ago

check out lego island

5 months ago

forget NieR.
if you want to play an actual good ps3 jrpg, there's resonance of fate (that's what my friend chandler says).
if you want to play a good ps4 jrpg, there's neo: twewy.
if you want to play a good ps2 jrpg, there's valkyrie profile 2 (please play valkyrie profile 1 first)
if you wanna play a good ps1 jrpg, there's vagrant story.
if you want to play a good PC (and now on switch) jrpg, there's astlibra revision.
if you want to play a good Nokia NGage jrpg, there's xanadu next (but please play the PC version).
and if you want to play a boring SNES jrpg, there's terranigma.
In conclusion do play NieR, both is fine but gestalt wins
Sorry you got this chain of comments btw, didnt mean to start anything lol

5 months ago

@NOWITSREYNTIME17 Don't worry it's funny at least LOL
True lole

5 months ago

@skyebaron don't listen to this guy play the ps3 version for the story told at its peak. The gameplay is serviceable and the models aren't awkwardly trying to interact with their dialogue unlike the remake.

5 months ago

"If i wanted to see people that look real i would go out of my fucking house"
i have never related more to a comment before LOL

5 months ago

Sorry u didn't like it I think its pretty good.

5 months ago

if you want a good jrpg, don't play neo twewy

5 months ago

this is the worst review I've ever written. half of the comments are people recommending me games I've already played/that are in my wishlist, and the other half is the nier Fandom fighting each other for God knows what reason

the lego island guy is real af tho

5 months ago

the funniest thing to have come from all this is being shot up to the most liked review section

5 months ago

game rules. I wake up every day thanking toriyama for his contributions



5 months ago

whatever you do, don't hop on peggle blast

5 months ago

@Maffy I'd NEVER play Peggle Blast, don't worry!

5 months ago

becauze peggle nights is the better game

5 months ago

Nights and og are equally as good, there's not much of a difference imo. They both have its pros and cons, og doesn't have marina, and Renfield was actually good. Nights has buffed Tula and a dragon that's a fireman, shit's peak. However I think we can all agree that Blast, DS Version and 2 were mistakes

5 months ago

Peggle 2 has offered two vital things.
1.) The Guy who announces Peggle 2 (vital for video game history)
2.) A yeti shaking his ass vital for my existence

5 months ago

@Snigglegros Imo the Yeti shaking his ass is kinda overrated but i can understand why people like it, the Peggle 2 announcement is, however, one of the funniest gaming moments i've seen

5 months ago

i take back what i said about hating this review, the conversation is now peggle. i love this review.

5 months ago

rpgs suck, everybody should go play space harrier instead