i used to have this micolash plushie that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud

Visual Novel fans sitting through the most mind-numbingly boring content only to get hit by a "life is worth living" message at the end and it instantly becomes a 10/10

ARRIBAA CHUTAA LA VICTORIA ES TUYAAAAA INAZUMA CAMPEOOOOON

AGUANTE EL DOBLAJE ESPAÑOL LOCO, NO ME IMPORTA NADA

Las navidades con mi tío de Vox son más o menos esto

Kinzo putero cabronazo de mierda

Kondo I swear to god please stop cucking Kevin. What did he ever do to you?

what about bart and homer and marge and maggie and santas little helper?

It's called the Pythagorean theorem dumbass

RING DING DING DING BEM BEM

After you've played all the games on your backlog, THEN we can talk about mercy! I wonder what's for DINNER.

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have ¡Qué pasa Neng! on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

RAW

PEAK FICTION