Stupid, Dumb, and/or Insane Theories

All of the coolest, smartest, intellectual intelligent theories and queries for genius gamers.
Doesn't have to be a popular or well known theory, just has to have some folks who earnestly believe it.

Potential spoilers, be warned.

Feel free to suggest more!

Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros.
Series

"Wouldn't it be fucked up if the mushrooms were drugs and Mario was HIGH? Wouldn't that be sick and dark and crazy and cool?"
Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros.
Series

The theory that Mario characters are based off of the seven deadly sins. I don't remember it exactly, but I think its supposed to be:
Mario = greed
Luigi = envy
Bowser = lust
Peach = pride
Wario = gluttony
Daisy = wrath
Toad(?) = sloth
Five Nights at Freddy's
Five Nights at Freddy's
Series

Haven't played myself, and I don't know the lore, but there is no fucking way Matpat has made 90 theories on this series and even half of them are good.
Undertale
Undertale
Haven't played myself (shame on me) but based on all the memes of it I've seen, I'll assume that Sans is Ness is stupid.
Pikmin 2
Pikmin 2
Olimar's daughter is actually from an affair between his wife and Louie.
Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
Series

Little Mac is a Make-a-wish kid. Honestly a cool concept imo, but its fucking Nintendo.
Animal Crossing
Animal Crossing
Series

The town/island is actually a psych ward.
Xenoblade Chronicles 3
Xenoblade Chronicles 3
Involves 3 and 2 technically

Dirk is Mythra's son. (guys they're both blonde it has to be true)
Temple Run
Temple Run
I vaguely remember hearing someone say that this game is supposed to represent purgatory or something.
Street Fighter V
Street Fighter V
I don't know if this is even a theory, but whatever the fuck this is:
https://www.reddit.com/r/StreetFighter/comments/4a0h6g/r_mika/
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
"Majora's Mask should be used as a stand in for any "main character is dead and in purgatory" theory ever made"
suggested by @PhantasM
Mass Effect 3
Mass Effect 3
"The Mass Effect 3 Indoctrination Theory that everyone just pretends is real lmao"
Suggested by @hotpoppah

2 Comments


2 months ago

Waluigi apparently not being a part of the seven deadly sin template just goes to show he's the most rightful main character of the series and that we should beat up Mario with really big hammers.

2 months ago

@Vee too true, Waluigi is the priest that shall free the mushroom kingdom of sin and also beat up mario with really big hammers


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