It really makes you feel like a depressed middle aged man who can stick to walls

The Atreus segments aren't that bad you're just weak

This is the last good Sonic game Sega ever made

The best Uncharted clone out there

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I want my funeral eulogy written like this game

But what if it was called Charted I think it would be funny

I pray if I ever chased by a psycho killer he's as funny as Jack Baker