my computer couldn't even play the first level.

I paid this game 7 dollars to give me a blowjob and it was nice.

I remember when I tried to beat the game, but the game told me "Jimmy, I'm gonna fuckin whip you with the belt." so I didn't.

It reminds me of the time when Family Guy was like a fly.

country roadsssssss, take me home nowwwww

west virginiaaaaaaa, county fried chickennnnnn

I PLAYED IT, ON THE FUCKIN WII!!!

LOVE IT. NINTENDO MAKE A NEW ONE DANG IT!