Nowhere
go outside touch some grass man
2016
Dickrides Dark Souls 1 to death while having merely a glimmer of its charm, casting away the series' earlier leanings toward Metroidvania style world design in favor of FFXIII-tier hallway simulation.
Despite the simplification of the game's world NPC questlines are at a series low point for being confusing to initiate and progress, which is unfortunate because they go a long way to making the world feel more than just set dressing. Parallel to this FromSoftware is in a mad-dash throughout the game to kill off every character or loose thread left behind by the previous games which comes across as a blatant attempt to prevent Bamco from being able to meddle with the IP in the future instead of providing satisfying closure.
Anything interesting about build variety that Dark Souls 2 introduced has been pared back at the expense of the PVE experience for a PVP meta that favors tiny swords with magic or faith flavored buffs. Playing outside of these boundaries is possible, but it's clear from the quick i-frame heavyBloodborne-esque pace of the combat that they had only a few playstyles in mind, and they're too boring to warrant additional playthroughs.
Despite the simplification of the game's world NPC questlines are at a series low point for being confusing to initiate and progress, which is unfortunate because they go a long way to making the world feel more than just set dressing. Parallel to this FromSoftware is in a mad-dash throughout the game to kill off every character or loose thread left behind by the previous games which comes across as a blatant attempt to prevent Bamco from being able to meddle with the IP in the future instead of providing satisfying closure.
Anything interesting about build variety that Dark Souls 2 introduced has been pared back at the expense of the PVE experience for a PVP meta that favors tiny swords with magic or faith flavored buffs. Playing outside of these boundaries is possible, but it's clear from the quick i-frame heavy
1993
Rush Limbaugh Understands.
2021
boots game
StandaloneWindows64.exe has stopped working
Zach, there goes the civilized world.
StandaloneWindows64.exe has stopped working
Zach, there goes the civilized world.
2021
The hypothetical perfect Metroid game plays and feels exactly like this, but it is not this game. Very solid overall but brought down by a lack of enemy and boss diversity, though I felt the reuse of assets was executed well with the EMMIs, as the zones they inhabit differ enough to give those encounters personality. Music and environments are pretty forgettable and don't inspire me to bother 100%'ing it. Still one of the best games on the Switch.
2015
The most impressive looking 3D effect on the 3DS PERIOD on top of being a faithful version one of the greatest games of all time. Featuring 2 fantastic original compositions by Chibi-Tech! No doubt my 3DS game with the highest playtime.
Hands down the best continuous stretch of video game FromSoft has ever produced.
Best Puyo Puyo clone.
1991
TURN UP
hasbean best sonic character
what have they done to my husband
2011
An incredible 2D platformer for up to 4 players that is actually fun to play with others. Take notes Nintendo.
2/3rds of Origin's levels have been "remastered" for Rayman Legends but play this anyways. This game is paced much better and isn't dragged down by gimmicks. Origin's final level "Land of the Livid Dead" is too good to pass up!
2/3rds of Origin's levels have been "remastered" for Rayman Legends but play this anyways. This game is paced much better and isn't dragged down by gimmicks. Origin's final level "Land of the Livid Dead" is too good to pass up!
1999
I love Vibri!!!!!!!
2001
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"Alright"
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"LOUDER!!!!"
1998
Have you met our lord and savior the NeGcon?