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Vampire Savior: The Lord of Vampire
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Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
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Guilty Gear: Strive
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Games like The Stanley Parable or Inside do a lot with atmosphere and/or meta-narrative to appear one way, but drastically change into something else. But they’re a little hand-holdy and don’t have much mechanical depth; you’re meant to progress, not to necessarily experiment or investigate beyond what the game is (sometimes literally) telling you to do.

Inscryption starts as a lean, but surprisingly deep deckbuilder. You’re playing a sort of card game/tabletop RPG against a shadowy figure. Then he literally asks you to stand up from the table to fetch something, and the game becomes something else, as well.

Without spoiling anything, the game keeps becoming new things. Many times over, you will feel like you’re coming up to the end of Inscryption only to have another layer peeled back - not just in terms of the mysterious story, but engaging new gameplay mechanics and puzzles. There seems to be no limit to the clever ideas and ways to play that Inscryption throws at you.

I didn’t want it to end. And once again, no spoilers - but the game plays off of that feeling, as well.

In the same way that I think everyone needs to at least try Celeste, even if you hate difficult platforming (which I certainly do), Inscryption is a must-play even if you’re worn out on deckbuilding roguelikes. It insists on being much, MUCH more than that.

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If you finish the game and want more, search “Inscryption ARG”.

Symphony of the Night is still my favorite metvania, but Order of Ecclesia is almost objectively the best.

It's another entry solidly on one end of the Metroid-to-Castlevania spectrum: less focused on platforming and a fine-tuned linear weapon/ability upgrades, much more on throwing lots of ideas at the wall and letting the player find out what sticks. But this time, Igarashi & Co get pretty close to having the best of both worlds; namely, the Glyph weapons present some compelling strategic choices, and the overall difficulty is steep enough that you need to make the most of those choices.

There are other nice features. The quest system is more compelling than the previous game (Portrait of Ruin) and yields better rewards; for example, running errands for the Chef earns you better healing item options than the standard Potions you can buy at game start. The character art by Masaki Hirooka is a stunning shift from the generic anime art we saw in Portrait of Ruin or Dawn of Sorrow, much more like Ayami Kojima's gorgeous designs dating back to Symphony, but bringing their own unique energy. And of course the Michiru Yamane OST absolutely rules.

Perhaps most surprising is that Order of Ecclesia's story is interesting from beginning to end. Whereas previous Castlevania plots dragged out or got cliché, Shanoa and Albus' tale has some genuinely interesting twists and big emotional moments throughout the whole runtime. Bonus: it's more self-contained and less reliant on wider Castlevania lore than almost any other in the series. Great place to jump in if you're new to the series or genre.

To put it plainly, Order of Ecclesia is exceptional - well worth going out of your way to get a DS (or an emulator) just to play it.

My ranking of the GBA/DS Castlevanias:
1. Order of Ecclesia
2. Aria of Sorrow
3. Portrait of Ruin
4. Dawn of Sorrow
5. Circle of the Moon
6. Harmony of Dissonance

The worst PS2 DDR, simply because it is the most tedious method of unlocking songs. You either need to complete inane, confusing challenges in the obtuse Stellar Master Mode (lol what does that even mean) or play 12 hours. No, not leaving your console running for 12 hours; I mean actually playing 12 hours of music. Which is a real punisher when you consider that this starts with one of the smallest playlists of songs in the whole series.

But it's still DDR. This one gets bonus points for its range of genres - there's early 2000's indie rock, hard jazz, emo, Eurobeat, ska, J-pop, a song about a monkey stealing ice cream (?), and more. Just wish it weren't such a chore to unlock it all.