im sorry gamers but I opneds its..for realsies, hidden ancient wellhole only the likes of I could find... THE 'BEAST' IS BECOME UNCUMMINGS!!! THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY FOR TEH MURDERS.... REALISMS BECOMING BETTER THAN REALISMS??? I DID DO PRESS THAT RED BUTTON IN THE MAGICAL FOREST TRAIL (WHY WAS IT THERE???? WHAT DIDS IT DO? APOCALYPSE NOWSIES?????!!! WILL BE POSITIVELY HIGHLARIOUS AND UNREAL PIXIE TALE, I HOPE, NOT LIKE ACE COMBAT ZERO (DONOTS BE LOOKINGS INTO STRANGESTREAL LORES, KIDS....DO NOTS GOOGLE 'VALLEY OF KINGS', WILL BE POSITIVELY CHAOTIC, ENDLESS "KEKS" AND "GHOSTBUSTINGS", NO SPOILINGS!!!)

I do thinks I be a brujah, and look like a Gamer (cannot say N word here...if you know you know), but I am indeeds the fastest thing alive!!! cannots catch me, positivelyBALLIN all day every day. yep, menumuzak everytime makes go WOWWOWWOWWOWWOWWOWWOWWOW (am on gaming spectrum, please be understandinG!)

postscriptum:FAT LARRY IS MAH HOMIE MAH MAIN MAIN MANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pps:fully ironized and loving it!

Bioware's drive & inspiration to make their own original fantasy IP is made blatantly apparent in their MagnumOpus/swansong and its very inspired Greyhawk + Song of Ice&Fire setting that has a dash of Lord of Ring to really make it all come together, featuring ideas like prejudice towards elves and X-Men mages And ofcourse a notcatholic church whose overall authority turns out to be suspect (How novel and fantastical, bravo David Gaider). Not to mention how the game itself plays much like everyone's favorite "massive RPG" with hotbar cooldown management combat and tank/dps/healer trinity class design (eat youR heart out BaldurGate 2...). That's right my fellow dating sim fans, Morrigan can indeed transform into a bear if you are into that, it Aint useful during combat so what else could it be there for.? NOPE, am not trying to be topical&relevant, didnot willnot look at hotnew corporate positivity committee approved miserable mediocrity by EA, be understandings, just wanted to Opine about everyone's favorite BaldrGate 3 precursor to my manyhundreds of fellow TRPG fans here @ x.com cuz I am engaging with entertaining RoughPlay gameS as of late. it's a Gamer's Duty To Remember...... To Be ANTIPOSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!

ps: Gale from BaldGate 3 is manytimes more tolerable than that cringelord dramaqueen Alistair, will have You know. love bookreadingS and cute kittycat, yep, am positively full of gaiety, can feel the magic in the air all day every day, am Positively Rebellious ^_^
pps: Leliana? #relatable, in more ways than one, IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW! (no, am not that kind of 'gay'... meaningS other thingS about character...Please Be Tolerantings!!! willnot wont accept Positivization. DO NOT WANT!!!)

am radicalized Global Liberation Warrior. born&raised, cannot be helpd, must Do The Needful!!! mhm, one of first gameS I played, besides Duke Nukem 2, and X-Wing, and Quake (yep,AM NOT 'THAT OLD'! family just had A DOSputer, sadly could not hear TheMuzak... ). And Jazz Jackrabbit OFCOURSE, if That was somehow not evident. yepp, I am That I am, certifiably BORN&RAISED TO KILL EM ALL!!!!!!!!!

ps: fully ironic contents, just like foodS I like to eats.... RPGgame Choices&Consequences boys, i for one prefer gaining lightside points... NONONO donot be lookings into meanings of "Lands of NodS"!!!... will frighten positivelyAwake folx
pps: this blogpost? It's Over............... The Brotherhood has fallen :,(

verygood masonry inspection simulator (almost as good as Wizardry 6 in that regard) and better puzzler than your favoritest portal game but sadly still didnot allow for halfling/dwarf characterS because it was made by racists from sweden with a pro funnyanimal agenda. what can i say, ratfolx in this get stats from eating cheese so the lore/worldbuilding is not very good IMO (TOM&JERRY IS FUNNY IS NOT ACCURATE 'ZOOLOGY'!"!!! EVEN GENIUS MASTERMIND D.W. BRADLEY MADE THE SAME MISTAKE, WHEN WILL PEOPLES LEARN...)

a POX upon whoever made the electric pillar room encounter in Horde Mode 2:trial of da dark lawd.... You did play it right, fellow DOOM™ fanatics.? surely, let me know in the commmentS Below, read all of them just like Gaben does with his emails I promise! wear my backloggdcowbell around my neck like all goodest boys who listen to the Crusader No Remorse/Regret OST while doing other things, like say playing DOOM Eternal, UH OH!!!!!!!!! nonpositive amirite or amirite my fellow consumers... but I confess, I love being forced into doing the needful with the microwavebeam, GhostBusting Makes Me Feel Good! TYVM Hugechungus Martin, cannot wait to purchas all the new DOOM Dork Age merchandise, new bionicle dragon looks so cool, Exciting Gameplay Imminent fellow DOOM fanatics!! but I doubt the Punch-Out portion will be as good as the one in Wonderful 101, a better wackycartoony toyetic "superhero" character action game than this, incidentally.......

Maybeprobably ByPerchance the most aptly titled game of them all, given that one's emotional/neurological state while playing will very much be within a pure state of OBLIVION, at least when not engaging with the sole few golden nuggets within this big pile of clannfear poop (of which, other than spellmaker shenanigans, all can just be watched/listened thru youtube or read over @ UESP, believe it or not my fellow kids who ""grew up"" playing this on teh xbawks360). Not to mention the amount of genuine devastation wrought about upon all of gamerdom by this literal ARMORED Horseman of The Apocalypse (FUNNY PLAY ON WORDS AMIRITE??? I know rite). AnywaY, I love how people make fun of That One Game and its "wikipedia NPCs", that will tell you about the latest rumors or whatever specific topic YOU CHOOSE TO ASK ABOUT akin to a a good old computer roleplaying game featuring a "text parser" for all that QuestinG (ever played one besides Fallout 1 my dear wizard-to-be?). Meanwhile almost every monstrous looking NPC in this instantly upon introduction will bluntly & quickly spell out their name, profession/interests, likes/dislikes, quirks, while having nothing of note to say beyond that if they aren't tied to a "quest" (ByTheWay I suggest looking up the definition of that word for once my dear enthused compass marker chasing bloodhounds). Which to me partly helps explain why oh-so many folX are fond of this even nearly two decades later, it was after all clearly made for unfortunate souls who're on the bad end of The Spectrum and/or happen to operate on cognitive autopilot even well into "adulthood", or kids, as Ken Rolston would've more kindly put it. His words, not mine, that's the target audience Todd Howard was going after like the money-minded malignant little midget that he is, and that nice old man was too nice to say NO despite him being the game director and more importantly an actual enthusiast/CREATOR of "RolePlayingGames", unlike a certain narcissistic psychopath the height of a wood elf who couldn't cut it in sports back in high school hence why he opted to cope through SPORTS GAMES (which incidentally were being made right in his home neighborhood). What can I say my fellow Oblivion fanatics, Am In The Know!

Oh Yes, I love eXploAring endless empty green meadows filled with so many riveting compass markers to autopilot towards and level scaled enemies to avoid, and not to mention nirnrootS to collect, MhM. Nevermind how most of the procgenned landscape has less unique stuff to find, or simply things going on, than the mere immediate surroundings of Seyda Neen (let alone the rest of the Bitter Coast) from that one prior game in the Oblivion series. Why is every fort within the so-called heartland of The Empire a mossy ruin infested by monsters/mooks? Why does the "mighty" Imperial City contain less hustle&bustle than most parts of Vvardenfell, a literal barren backwater land that's only recently undergone colonization? Why is there about as much provincial politicking and racial strife going on in Leyawiin as your average RichardScarry story, care to tell my fellow gAmers who most definitely read A Dance In Fire or Mixed Unit Tactics? DunnO, probably the same reason why there are still books within the game containing 'cyrodiilic LoRE' completely contradictory with the so-called lively setting, which I am sure You and your fellow enthusiasts of fantasy genre fiction (like Harry Potter and Shrek) read with gusto before moving on to "adventurously" fast travel towards the next compass marker, much like em Mythic Dawn Commentaries (ever actually read those my dear Oblivion fan, or were you glad that the "quest" involving said gloriously schizophrenic texts didn't require that ardous task?).

Most people's highlight in this is of course The DERP Bruddahood, and its cast of imbecilic cartoons whose sole purpose as "characters" is to make you feel bayud when they get killed off by You in le epic twist for the sake of a twist. Admittedly it stands out because instead of the compass marker leading into another riveting cave, ayleid ruin or AKATOSH FORBID an oblivion gate, you're instead getting to partake in baby's first stealth game with WackY hijinx, at least for the first half, then suddenly it becomes drier than the officially sanctioned 'Forester's Guild' from that one game, but let's overlook that and laud it to no end so that its designer can go on to become a creative lead for future Oblivion games. Emil Pagliarulo's ethos of keeping it simple for Stupids (like him, Todd, and You) and "writing what he knows" shines right through with how the secret bigbad antagonist trying to take down da brotherhood is ultimately motivated by mommy issues, And I'll Leave It At That, because I have an important question for You.! I'm looking for my father. Middle-aged guy. Maybe you've seen him, my dear fan of Oblivion with Guns?

Why did I squeeze out this giant turd objectiv review.? .? Because I played this for a grand total of 5 hours recently (MORE THAN ENOUGH!!), had to refresh my memory, have had ElderSCRoll on the brain recently for no real reason so I HadTo go play one ALSO had been playing too much GoodGame, yes, it is True, a Collector's Edition of a game that's a lot better than Two Worlds: Epic Edition (a game that's better than this), believ it or not!.! yep, am fully leveld up, bring on all the daedric armament wearing midwits & lovers of BearSex Gape 3 with 9999999 integer overflow levelscaled HP, they are no match, Am Ready To Take Em On, I have apotheosis equippd, and NuclearBlast in my spellbook like a true dungeoneering lord of WizardRy capable of making use of the ingame CheatEngine (wonder why they cut it in Oblivion 2...).

PostScriptum: The avg Backlåggd denizen lives in this place, canonical DeepLore
PPS: I willnotwont review Oblivion2: Skryim sorry, atLeast not until Iam eager to go meet my ancestors, too much of a contrarian/conundrum able to relatively enjoy it with modZ, will upsettingS many peoples and get downvoted into oblivion (LOL!) or perhaps even Beheaded by the polish inquisition of CDProjektReddit fans who think the Batman Arkham AssassinsCreed of Kings game from the same year was better ..sorry but I HAVE TO GO!!!! IMPERIAL CITY CALLS FOR AID!!!!!! MARTIN & ME WILL ANSWER...

ConfessionS my fellow tumblr users!! took briefbreak from Doing ThangZ to play season appropriate "SunnyGoodGame" (not mario sunshine im afraid dAhling, already got enough cleaning and coincollection busywork to do in life). Is as good as I rememberD, even with fixes veers towards being as "polished&entertaining" as 'Julma Jengi' (turns out I prefer Jumanji). . where are those cultured tacticool shooter connoisseurs who were saying this GPU benchmarker was better than certain stupidbad FramesPerSecond techdemos from the same timeperiod Now, I wonder, hawaii maybeperhaps??? a far cry from where i am now, still to this day spending SeriousBusiness TarzanGorillaWarfare leisuretime on teh interwebz, LotsOfLaughter but zero golden validation tickets or sporefansitekarmapoints to my name (PLZ DONT RATE MY POST 'DUMB', BANANA ENTHUSIASTS AND FACEPUNCHFORUM MODERATORS , AM UTTERLYPOSITIFIC AND AGREEABLE NOT BLOCKED AND REPORTED, WILL STAYQUIET WONT SPEAK OF INTOLERABLY ILL EVENTS IN STRANGLETHORN VALE, DONT HOSE ME AGAIN...) Yep,I neverforget.... War Is Hell. 😿
Featuring Havoc and the tiberium mutants/cyborgs from the Command & Conquer series.

Skooma Cat turning himself into a cheesewheel? f*nniest shit ive ever seen... but obv doesnot match glorious deepestlores of runningMarathons. I BEG all thee scholars to read it, for the first time obviously, this LoreTerminal is only found within very obscure and overlooked locationS after all, such as the thieves guild entrance in Oblivion 2, obviously didNot evade my eyes capable of reading even an Elder Scroll (KEK!!!!). After all am the nosiest & keenest of Gamers, even when deep within enemy lines (smelly linear sewers full of rats), probably cuz I doNot get let myself get led around by the nose by Todd Howard's patented omniscient GPS compass, am not hungry for "CHEESE!" unlike some folx. Yep, got that madness for/from reading Elder ScrollS, hope lovely scholarly locals can tolerate it (how long will this Kalpa last...?). but ultimately am simple soul...just want mama's fluffy&lovely sugar&cakes :,(

postscriptum:DoNot ask why Iam writing this....my views&reasoningS will drive thee mad!!!

dangerous 'DareDevil' game. doNot look into Mobius1 deeplores my dears...DO NOT "REDEEM"!!! all Gamers belong on a cross, as the erusean legionaries here know, Ace Combat X is not to be played, NonCanonical events my fellow fanatical aces, all too strange to be real... NO NOMORE FAIRYTALE RADICALIZATION DO NOT PUT ON "THE WHOLE ARMOUR"!!!!! DO NOT BECOME THAT 'BIRD' IN THE BLUE SKY...!

ps:mobius1? nope, not literallyme ....this guy on the other hand.... kekd lemme tell you, HÄSHTÄG RELATABLE!! but donot look into the deeplores of his callsignS!!! DO NOT, NO MORE UPVOTES SENT YOUR WAY, ONLY FOX2FOX2, NONPOSITIVE, REBEL SPOTTED!

Welcome to MySpace again boys, all rebuilt. This? A sandytoybox to surpass FarCry2.... yep, I love being an idealized BIGBoss (THE ONE & ONLY!) going around doing good deeds, HoHoHo, I have a RedCamoWalker with a flamethrower!. yes, of course I upgraded the double-barrel right away, so much buckshotbukkake, painted em walls red, am creative soul unlike most "tranquilized folx", like say ones with phantom pains. doNot worry, will be taken care of. ^_^ puppy d-dog so unbelievably kawaii, was almost cryingtears whenever i saw him😿, especially when i saw a youtuber hurt him😿😿😿😿ALL funnyman youtubers Must be given the Kikongo Treatment, Keep Saying IT gameboys! BE QUIET!!! MAKE LOVE NOT WAR, WE ARE DIAMONDS ALL... I confess, Venom is QuiteLiterallyMe, never played MetalGears but heard & saw LEGENDS, some firsthand, been a good&caring Medic eager to save souls in manyBattlefieldS , what more needs to be said, my fellow kids...? My Words? nothing but pure&puerile gaiety, naturally "kills" them all so very easily. THANK YOU GEORGE LUCAS!!!

ps:my heli theme? Pick Your Poison Boys. yep,this gamer is "media literate"! the most dangerous kind, putting fear into oppressors in every respect with his "CAVEMAN ATTITUDE".
pps: MAJOR, I'M BURNING UP!!!!!!!!! so im going out
ppps:am not venomous...