it's high-time for gÆmers to confess that "metaprogression rogue-lights" (moar liek blights) peaked with modded Diablo 2 played on hardcore with a shared stash. you can tell this genre is Just Teh Bestest since in truth the main and often only appeal is unlocking more stuff and seeing numberGoUp (I CANT WAIT UNTIL I FINALLY GET STOPPING POWER PRO ON THIS PRESTIGE !!!). this skinnerbox for the 白痴外國人 audience might indeed have Objectively more involved combat and complex buildZ than Darkest Dungeon, but care tell, is it aesthetically cohesive or even appealing to look at, O fans of gAchA games and rhetorical questions? why are these characters that resemble my least favorite pictures on Pixiv fighting extradimensional mushroom monsters done in a different artstyle? DunnO, instantly skipped all dialogue like anyone with a semblance of sense would, hope this next run is gonna be LIT AF!!!!!!!!!

what is You're favorite character build my fellow patrician fanS of leg-gendary CRPG Fallout...? mine is Ofcourse the stealthy power armor juggernaut that instakills everything with crits and can optimally solve every diplomatic dilemma with his mighty charisma score of 1, put that one together when I was 13. my favorite ambient muzak by Mark Morgan you ask? why, the one that wasnot "plagiarized" and doesnot sound similar to the standout weakest track in Descent 2's CD OST,Of Course. Semper Fi, soldiers.........

really makes you feel like a jedi knight because your bodycount ends up being comparable to Duke Nukem even if you dont go dark side (huhuh What An Mess). also does more interesting stuff in regards to "ThreeDee Level Design" and traversal through said levels than whatever your favorite babyproofed bingbingwahoo title from the past 25+ years happens to be, hence why the gaming essay writing elite subscribed to GameMaker's Toolkit, whose ideal of an involving action-adventure is likely Wind Waker rather than Hexen, will tell you it's confusing+Stupid&BAD (quite unlike Them). Kyle Katarn can jump like Goku and straferun as fast as the earlier mentioned action man powered up by steroids (far too powerful to be canon, just like Kotor2!!!!) which is why You should treat "independent thinkers" who put le biggest badass doomguy on a pedestal with the disdain&disrespect they deserve.

yes I am indeed the greatest "Tunnel Rat" in all of southern Underrail, Born2Kill like any true Rocket-Propelled Game enthusiast. my locked&loaded 'N16' and break-action 'Thumper' should speak4themselves, but actual ACTIONS speak louder than "Persuasion"!!!! Iam now going on a date with a pretty bitty with a dazzling smile I met at JKK and it will be a more memorable occasion than anything in Your favorite Romantically Propensive Game, just you watch..! 😻 gonna tell her all about what I did to em freedomdrones.

mm yes indeed I saw this finequality product at the flea market today once more, alongside wow:tbc and Age of Conan and Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter for the PS2. thatsright boys, I knew this was gonna be an all-time Great back when ActiBlizzard immediately responded to the hot precarious issue raised by one of their own astroturfers a beta tester about Traycer's modest ButT being slightly promiment in one of her victory poses, with Jeff Kaplan himself instantly posting in the forum topic in question followed by a sudden media blitz from all your favorite game-urinalist media outlets about this extremely controversial matter. member? I membA. nevermind the miserable maps that were about as fun as cp_junction if you were on the attacking team or the dogshit balance that anyone with a semblance of sense could garner on day one of the closed beta, for which they initially only invited all your favorite justin.tv streamers along with some "wow:tbc arena" pvp pros so that the mätchmäking for those unpaid viral marketers wouldnt last half an hour each time. anyway myfavorite gUrl is ofcourse Mei she is almost as 'cool' as an actual pandaren frostmage and has a BigButt unlike some other characterS. thanX for reading my tumblrpost!.

ps: sosorry everyone i had to use imgurrr instead of catbox the latter doesnot work for me today!

I belong inside a foXhole, Im a jarhead at heart and just looove to keep bayud company (THIS IS ALPHA FOXTROT 6, Locked&Loaded and bearing em Magnums, got mah target in mah SightS, Im comming in straight thru thewall boyS!!!). and I admit it...I was behind that defibrillator massacre that hit the headlines back then. All em victims were recons so technically speaking twasnt a warcrime if you ask me!

PS: when I enabled War Tapes audio it felt like I was rly there at the frontlines, airsofting with theboys...
PPS: sry for using OldMaterial not coming up with something more original, i promise to do better ! will get my act together, my therapist told me to play RainbowSix Vegas2

folX will try to tell you that this here immersive simulation of brown&bloom grafix and whackamole cover shootign didnt directly inspire Human Revolution, but the meager instant kill falldamage if you opt to "jump" down a slight drop instead of wasting time with a tiny ladder begs to disagree. sadly there's no icarus landing aug anywhere to be found, only a bunch of airsoft toys that you dont get reprimanded for gunning down armed&violent "terrorizer" PerPs with, unlike some other -actionpacked trip to AmericaCity- 7th gen game also made by french-canadians in Montréal.

Ps: i hadnt playd this in 17 years so imagine my shock when it turns out the first bit takes place in mexico instead of that other sandycountry like i had FALSELY rembered
PPs: sorry, i seem to have accidentally written 'an inflammatory&opinionated review' , i will try to avoid that from now on ...sosorry everyone! i apologize to all immersive sim fans

"IT'S AN ISLAND, NOT A FAIRY TALE!!!" exclaimed the expendable Treasure Planet extra in the intro to this dark machewr fantasy story where the not-catholic church is as affable as usual (thank G*d, I hate subverted expectations!), later followed up by the stronk rebellious gUrl archetype yelling out and echoing the same very much evident sentiment. And naturally the following cutscene in this grounded tale has a cameo from everyone's favorite Dishonored assasination target portraying a DiDney villain (your royal highness Farquaad). The point I'm making is that this "Revolutionary ARPG taking inspiration from Diablo", where you start the game proper as a hobo washed up on a beach and go around punching crabs, is clearly made by earnest and most of all humble people not unwilling to own up to what kind of work this is. That being a "fantastical story" backed up by a score from the composer of soundtracks for the likes of Command & Conquer 4, F3AR, Tomb Raider 2013, plus all those horror stingers from Dead Space You fondly remember and didNot set the volume for to zer0. Instead of the guy who merely got a Jerry Goldsmith award for his previous work, whom a certain someone claimed would be doing the muzak for all of His studio's future titles.

ThatsRight boys+gurls the day has finally arrived, Runic Games has finally brought us the long-awaited successor to Dark Souls 2 Last Epoch Hob "Us gAmers" and all my fellow Torchlight fans definitely have been waiting for years for (yes I have indeed beaten the better of those two games on "HC" my fellow ARPG enJoYers, Dont Believ Me?????). Get ready to partake early in the next step in the evolution of action role-playing games by chopping down trees for crafting materials as you hunt for fat epic l00t such as apples or swords with riveting attributes like +20% damage against LARGE enemies, or ones with an ego as big as Thomas Mahler's (EAT YOUR HEART OUT NIOH DIABLO 4), so that the upcoming session of iframing through Defanatus the Sordid Executioner's attacks will hopefully end 20% sooner and in turn allow you to move on to the next fleeting distraction being advertised to you in your youtube subscription feed that much quicker.

Just like all the buzzword laden marketing speak promovideos on yootoob and blurbs on your favorite digital storefront purport, this topdown DarkSåul clone with exploration that's as rewarding as in the game they took the stamina wheel from (YaHaHa you found coppercoin$), and itemization that makes Diablo 4 look good in comparison, is a revolutionary take on the genre of games where you clip your sword through enemies because... it just is, OKAY!!! There's all sorts of much needed innovations here like magic that requires you to hit enemies with your stick to fill up your rage meter before you can cast a single heroic strike I mean fireball, an exciting progression system for unlocking more slots in each individual inventory tab, and of course player homes (SimS fans rejoice!) where you get show off to all your justin.tv viewers how close to the entrance you placed your stash and crafting stations that you had to commit deforestation for. I could bring up all sorts of constructive criticisms but that'd be quite redundant since this is an early access game after all, so ResT assured folx, the developers will arduously spend a lot of time on working up excuses for the lack of updates or changes to the unfinished game they've already managed to sell to you without any stated estimation or even a vague guess on how long "EA" might last in the roadmap they refer to. That happens to be a pedantic requirement about semantics mandated by GabeN bytheway, justice shall be servd to teh wickd.....

Ps: SalutationS to any&all gAmers!! go away and take your reactionary 'upvotes' with you, ThanX :~D

I counted four accounts of grenade suicide by the incredible republic clone trooper AI but only one instance of them yelling out SNIPER!!! as I shoOtgun someone next to one of them (both right infront of me naturally) this time. Keeps on impressing me and more importantly making me laugh very hard to this day, but obviously not as much as when the very Gabe Newell circa 2003 proportioned man is stuck trying to crawl into the vent while a silly tune plays, which I Of Course screenshot out of delight on every replay (Dont Believ Me my fellow insincere ironists...?). that bit along with him trying to hide behind a potted cactus in vain is objectivly funnier than evrything in No One Lives Forever 1&2, I'll Have U Know... thanX for reading my latest tumblr post, full spectrum gamers!

it is indeed better than Your favorite third person fantasy action adventure released on the nintendosixtyfour, I am of course referring to Dinosaur Planet, which naturally has as many reviews here as this does. admittedly this doesnt have a soundtrack by David Wise so can it really compete...? but It is objectively better than Jedi Outcast/Academy cuz u can GIB (pls gib ur thanX quake2 engine,). it's Unavailable on all your favorite DRM platforms, And That's A Good Thing!

it's True, All of it, this beloved Games For Windows Live title invented dark fantasy settings, checkpoints, dodging, stamina management, health potion drinking tied to an animation, needing to get your wonga back after you die, so many things in all your favorite PeeCee and PS2 games, but even now we have yet to re-invent hit feedback (we lost that technology two decades ago along with SWAT 3's AI etc. when the Library of Alexandria was tragically burnt down....). sadly tho this Prepare2Iframe title is a bit too hardcoar and trial&error for my tastes, hence why I prefer casual 'bingbingwahoo' games like Captain Claw and Maximo.