really interesting mechanic locked in time on a game that nobody played, you get to do brainbusters on lizard people

i heard this inspired apocalypse now and i see why damn this shit scary

a blockbuster banger that you rented at least twice

I could jump really high and I talked to girls on the internet

People without gambling addictions (dorks) will give this a 3 or less.

i like the snake girl because shes mean and i want her to beat me up

short king returns to once again save the world but this time he fucks

I used to play this at my neighbors house and she had big booba, pretty fun game!

do PCP and explode the feds with your mind this shit goes hard

Im not a furry but I feel like this game awakened something in me

Growing up is realizing morpheus was right and the machine we have to kill is capitalism

No matter how many cute anime girls you wrap it in, capitalism must die

Toad runs the fastest despite having the biggest hog in the game

my friend threw a knife at a dog and it killed us both