First I take your fief, then I fuck your bitch

Game for guys that own a tesla and still watch the amazing atheist.

More planets to explore than Starfield's, -1 star because you can't fuck guys or whatever.

Perfect game to play when pretending to be attentive to your gf or child.

FROM is back, baby! I bought this game faster than that first plane hit the tower.

40 year olds are going crazy for this game and they are right.

Starfield releasing was this communities 9/11.

Game for dudes that still jerk off to Victoria's secret magazines. Paying money for this in 2024 is like being the boomer that still bought porn mags at the gas station in 2003. Check out pornhub bro it's pretty cool.

People without gambling addictions (dorks) will give this a 3 or less.

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