People without gambling addictions (dorks) will give this a 3 or less.

Game for dudes that still jerk off to Victoria's secret magazines. Paying money for this in 2024 is like being the boomer that still bought porn mags at the gas station in 2003. Check out pornhub bro it's pretty cool.

Starfield releasing was this communities 9/11.

40 year olds are going crazy for this game and they are right.

FROM is back, baby! I bought this game faster than that first plane hit the tower.

Perfect game to play when pretending to be attentive to your gf or child.

More planets to explore than Starfield's, -1 star because you can't fuck guys or whatever.

Game for guys that own a tesla and still watch the amazing atheist.

First I take your fief, then I fuck your bitch

Toad runs the fastest despite having the biggest hog in the game

My dog is wearing foreskin on its head

Life is short, just not short enough

One of those games where you have to repeat "trust me bro" until you're a few drinks in and screaming at each other

Did anyone else want to be Elvis when they grew up?