slamming two faygo bottles together and dumping them into my mouth because wrestling is awesome

This shit still got me stumped

At some point in middle school you have to accept your fate and look at polygonal titties

As a millenial this game was the only way ill be able to afford a house on my own

We need to rid the world of people named alice, except for my grandma

Game for incels and people on PUA subreddits

amazing water

The wheelie is the single greatest gaming innovation ever known

Try that shit on my Axel, idiot. His legs might not work, but his wheels do.

You and the homie gotta show the streets whats real by eating hotdogs, watching porn, stealing money, showering together, and having sex with your girlfriend

Harry potter but you don't do homework like a dumbass

I paid dancers to heal my mind after I got bit by a lizard and then I shot nerds with lasers, bring this game back

My one hope in life is that when I die I can haunt all the people who make this world a miserable place

I could jump really high and I talked to girls on the internet

A game for people who follow Charlotte Clymer on twitter