Rageot_12
2022
Removal of content, game gets broken by every new update, overpriced shop skins, worthless battle pass, horrible balancing, lame new heroes (besides Ramattra at the time of writing this.) If the game wasn't occasionally fun with friends it would have no redeeming qualities at all.
Game can still feel quite easy and feels more arcade-y than other MH titles; but the new moves, maps, systems, and endgame make up for it. Not to mention one of the best and most diverse monster rosters.
2018
Late to the party by 4 years but it was definitely worth it. While the game didn't completely blow me away like some other games, it's definitely one of the most consistently great throughout games I've played in years.
2022
The amount of euphoria I experienced playing this game for the first time was on a level I had never experienced before or will after. Game still had issues such as balancing and early performance problems but I would still do anything to experience this game blind for the first time again.
I wonder what's for supper
1994
Mario and Luigi are heading in the Mushroom Kingdom to have a picnic with Princess Peach]
Bowser: (laughs)
Mario: Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?
Luigi: I hope she made lots of spaghetti!
Mario: Luigi, look! [finds a note and reads it] It's from Bowser. "Dear pesky plumbers, the koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa hotels. I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the princess!
Luigi: (to player) And you gotta help us!
Mario: If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.
First hotel
[The brothers arrive at the first hotel]
Mario: Looks kinda peaceful.
Luigi: Looks are deceiving when koopas are involved.
Hotel secret
[Mario stands under a pipe and ends up being sucked into another place and lands on his butt]
Mario: Uh-oh! Ow! Oof! (coughs) Where am I?
First hotel beaten/second hotel
[Morton jumps out and runs off while Mario and Luigi jump out while the tree sprouts fruit and see the princess on a branch]
Mario: Hey, princess!
[The branch breaks]
Peach: Oh!
[Peach falls and is caught by Roy who takes her to the next hotel]
Luigi: How are we gonna find the princess, with the power going out?
Mario: Maybe there's a switch in one of the rooms. Remind me to check.
[The brothers head towards the hotel]
Source of problem found
Mario: Oh-ho! Here's the problem, too many toasters. You know what they say, [holds up a bread container saying "Bowser's sourpuss bread"] all toasters... toast toast! [Unplugs the toasters that the power comes back on]
Second hotel beaten/ third hotel
[The Marios are outside The second hotel putting up a condemned sign]
Mario: That oughta do it.
[Peach is on a pipe]
Peach: Oh!
[The pipe sucks her in]
Mario: Where'd she go?
[Luigi point to a cave titled "Larry's cave hotel" with a subtitle "This mine is mine"]
Mario: Gee, it's kinda dark.
Luigi: You bring a light?
Mario: No.
Luigi: Well maybe, a koopa will lend us his, if we persuade him.
Hotel beaten/4th hotel
[Mario and Luigi make it out in time before the cave exploded]
Peach: Mario!
Mario: Get ready to catch her!
Luigi: She's not coming down!
Mario: She's up there.
[Luigi kicks a block with a exclamation point and a beanstalk grows out]
Mario: It's hard to see through those clouds. I hope we can get rid of them, get the hint?
Biggest fan
[Mario finds a button under "I'm your biggest fan"]
Mario: Oh-ha!
[Mario pushes the button and it turns on a fan that blows the clouds away]
5th hotel
[Mario and Luigi escape with the princess and turn on the fan]
Mario: Hey, you! Get off of my cloud!
[The fan blows the cloud hotel and Lemmy away and the princess vanishes]
Mario: It's been one of those days. Come on Luigi.
[The brothers arrive at the next hotel]
Mario: We ain't afraid of no koopa.
[The door disappears]
Luigi: Woah.
[The door reappears]
Mario: Hurry!
Ghost cologne
[Mario enters a bathroom]
Mario: Ah-ha! [grabs a bottle of ghost cologne] Maybe this will keep that lizard king from playing with the doors. [begins spraying himself]
New hotel
[Mario and Luigi make it out in time before the castle crumbles]
Mario: Spooky. Where's the princess?
Luigi: Over there! Look, Wendy's hotel!
Mario: Be careful. When you pinch Wendy's pennies, they pinch back.
Real coins
[Mario breaks a piggy bank with a hammer]
Mario: So, this is where Wendy's hid the real coins!
Final hotel
[Mario and Luigi escape the casino hotel]
Mario: That wasn't so hard, was it?
[The casino hotel disappears]
Peach: Boys!
[She vanishes and Bowser's laugh is heard]
Luigi: That's that creepy Bowser's laugh.
Mario: Look!
[The brothers arrive at the final hotel]
Mario: This is it, Luigi. Remember, where there's smoke,
Luigi: There's fire.
Ending
[Mario, Luigi and Peach make their escape]
Peach: Thanks to you two, I can safely rule the kingdom free from the terrible koopaling clan. [kisses Mario and Luigi] (to player) and my thanks to you too.
Mario, Luigi and Peach: You're the best player ever!
Bowser: (laughs)
Mario: Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?
Luigi: I hope she made lots of spaghetti!
Mario: Luigi, look! [finds a note and reads it] It's from Bowser. "Dear pesky plumbers, the koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa hotels. I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the princess!
Luigi: (to player) And you gotta help us!
Mario: If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.
First hotel
[The brothers arrive at the first hotel]
Mario: Looks kinda peaceful.
Luigi: Looks are deceiving when koopas are involved.
Hotel secret
[Mario stands under a pipe and ends up being sucked into another place and lands on his butt]
Mario: Uh-oh! Ow! Oof! (coughs) Where am I?
First hotel beaten/second hotel
[Morton jumps out and runs off while Mario and Luigi jump out while the tree sprouts fruit and see the princess on a branch]
Mario: Hey, princess!
[The branch breaks]
Peach: Oh!
[Peach falls and is caught by Roy who takes her to the next hotel]
Luigi: How are we gonna find the princess, with the power going out?
Mario: Maybe there's a switch in one of the rooms. Remind me to check.
[The brothers head towards the hotel]
Source of problem found
Mario: Oh-ho! Here's the problem, too many toasters. You know what they say, [holds up a bread container saying "Bowser's sourpuss bread"] all toasters... toast toast! [Unplugs the toasters that the power comes back on]
Second hotel beaten/ third hotel
[The Marios are outside The second hotel putting up a condemned sign]
Mario: That oughta do it.
[Peach is on a pipe]
Peach: Oh!
[The pipe sucks her in]
Mario: Where'd she go?
[Luigi point to a cave titled "Larry's cave hotel" with a subtitle "This mine is mine"]
Mario: Gee, it's kinda dark.
Luigi: You bring a light?
Mario: No.
Luigi: Well maybe, a koopa will lend us his, if we persuade him.
Hotel beaten/4th hotel
[Mario and Luigi make it out in time before the cave exploded]
Peach: Mario!
Mario: Get ready to catch her!
Luigi: She's not coming down!
Mario: She's up there.
[Luigi kicks a block with a exclamation point and a beanstalk grows out]
Mario: It's hard to see through those clouds. I hope we can get rid of them, get the hint?
Biggest fan
[Mario finds a button under "I'm your biggest fan"]
Mario: Oh-ha!
[Mario pushes the button and it turns on a fan that blows the clouds away]
5th hotel
[Mario and Luigi escape with the princess and turn on the fan]
Mario: Hey, you! Get off of my cloud!
[The fan blows the cloud hotel and Lemmy away and the princess vanishes]
Mario: It's been one of those days. Come on Luigi.
[The brothers arrive at the next hotel]
Mario: We ain't afraid of no koopa.
[The door disappears]
Luigi: Woah.
[The door reappears]
Mario: Hurry!
Ghost cologne
[Mario enters a bathroom]
Mario: Ah-ha! [grabs a bottle of ghost cologne] Maybe this will keep that lizard king from playing with the doors. [begins spraying himself]
New hotel
[Mario and Luigi make it out in time before the castle crumbles]
Mario: Spooky. Where's the princess?
Luigi: Over there! Look, Wendy's hotel!
Mario: Be careful. When you pinch Wendy's pennies, they pinch back.
Real coins
[Mario breaks a piggy bank with a hammer]
Mario: So, this is where Wendy's hid the real coins!
Final hotel
[Mario and Luigi escape the casino hotel]
Mario: That wasn't so hard, was it?
[The casino hotel disappears]
Peach: Boys!
[She vanishes and Bowser's laugh is heard]
Luigi: That's that creepy Bowser's laugh.
Mario: Look!
[The brothers arrive at the final hotel]
Mario: This is it, Luigi. Remember, where there's smoke,
Luigi: There's fire.
Ending
[Mario, Luigi and Peach make their escape]
Peach: Thanks to you two, I can safely rule the kingdom free from the terrible koopaling clan. [kisses Mario and Luigi] (to player) and my thanks to you too.
Mario, Luigi and Peach: You're the best player ever!
This game is like Hotel Mario; has memorable sound effects but the game sucks
1980
aw shit here comes pac man
2017
Most beautiful game I've ever played and still stands as one the only game to have made me cry. Also I would 100% mating press 2B for 78 hours straight.
Still the most GOATED Kirby game. SSU and RTDL don't have shit on Robobot
2007
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While it does have issues here and there, it's aesthetic, game play, bosses, level design, and story telling it keeps it as my favorite game of all time.