The guy from Friday Midlife Crisis. Instant 5 stars

I stole the O in the Hollywood sign to pay for this game rather than my child support.

No ability to make dummies have a hot kissing session. Took away a half star.

I remember when the unicorn said "It's Peggin' Time!" Truly the number one balls experience.

Last game I felt emotionally attached to my Pokemon. Every generation after this felt like I was nourishing my company property with a sense of canned positive vibe.

Tf2 is a 'Good game', a phrase a sizable majority of the negative part of the game's playerbase does not know how to say.

Expected a fast paced shooter game. Got extremely steamy hot buff angel dating simulator. Still a good game.

This game would be the cream of the gun crop if it wasn't for one fatal mistake: the rat.

I hate the nose but I love this game!!

I DIED ON JUMPER THIS GAME MAKES ME SOOOOO ANGRY!!

This review contains spoilers

This game rules, I played the game up through the post-game dungeons with past FF bosses, and it got better the second time after playing said games