RickySCollection
2023
A-ah~ Hardeerrr~~
Oh, sorry. I typed my review in the wrong place.
Oh, sorry. I typed my review in the wrong place.
2019
Ever wanted to have the experience of an old Playstation-style version of that one dream you had where you decided to brutally murder someone you love and piss on their grave? No? Too bad.
2019
I want Artificer to sit on my face. Please add sex update and stop updating Returns pretty please.
Top tier game, if you really hate someone and want a fair reason to chokeslam them.
The name 'Sonic and the Secret Rings' sounds like a sex tape about a drive-thru clerk.
1993
Knee Deep in the Twink
Game was fine, but the part in the extra game mode where Bowser takes a three minute cutscene to drink an entire Baja Blast Mountain Dew.
1999
I love this game! The roster is so expansive. Master Hand entered my room and wanked me so that i'd give the game a good review.
I don't know how to play card games.
I've spit more times in my GBA cartridge to make the game boot up than I have used my spit as makeshift lube.
2020
This game is the equivalent of pre-ordering Cyberpunk 2077 when the hype was at its peak, and getting E.T. on the Atari in the mail instead.
This game is extremely racist. Do not play on speaker at church.
2014
I want Kirby to Supernova Suck me.
2018
I played this game and got shot point-blank in the face by a band of veterans, and was told "Ye mother has scurvy" before they left and stole my 8 hours of grinded treasure.
2016
I stuck my pingas in the slime. Would do again