1993

I remember when the unicorn said "It's Peggin' Time!" Truly the number one balls experience.

Tf2 is a 'Good game', a phrase a sizable majority of the negative part of the game's playerbase does not know how to say.

I want Artificer to sit on my face. Please add sex update and stop updating Returns pretty please.

This game is the equivalent of pre-ordering Cyberpunk 2077 when the hype was at its peak, and getting E.T. on the Atari in the mail instead.

A-ah~ Hardeerrr~~

Oh, sorry. I typed my review in the wrong place.

Game was fine, but the part in the extra game mode where Bowser takes a three minute cutscene to drink an entire Baja Blast Mountain Dew.

No ability to make dummies have a hot kissing session. Took away a half star.

Last game I felt emotionally attached to my Pokemon. Every generation after this felt like I was nourishing my company property with a sense of canned positive vibe.

I played this game and got shot point-blank in the face by a band of veterans, and was told "Ye mother has scurvy" before they left and stole my 8 hours of grinded treasure.

This game is extremely racist. Do not play on speaker at church.

I've spit more times in my GBA cartridge to make the game boot up than I have used my spit as makeshift lube.