This review contains spoilers

All this to resurrect a character who was coming back via a post credit scene in the main game. This is the equivalent of going back to your house and checking to make sure the door is locked when it already was.

Who let the dogs out? woof woof woof woof, Who let the dogs out? woof woof woof woof, Who let the dogs out?

1993

The moral of this story is never kill any person's pets. You never know if there still all there.

The main menu theme is so relaxing/thought-provoking after a long day of work. It stays with you for awhile.

The video game to tell your friends why you don't drive.

I am the great mighty Wart. I throw bubbles at you to defend my fort.

Cid. Just Cid kept this game an 8 for me.

Platforming, why'd it have to be Platforming?

Simp dragon teaches you how to use battalions. (Basically monsoon from the Metal Gear series.)

WHY IS MADONNA IN MY GAME? I LISTEN TO HER CONSTANLY, I CAN'T ESCAPE HER.

The path of a ninja is hard, but rewarding.

Wario may be fine but he is swimming in Gold.

If only Wily knew of the wars coming after his time.