(5-year-old's review, typed by her dad)

You get to race, race, race. My favorite part is picking characters, changing the kart, the wheels, and the... flying thing? And I love it when I race until I win. And ALSO when I get in first place! I don't like when I get in last place, but I don't get ANGRY!! GRRRRRRR

i want rosalina to ram me with her bike at 200cc speed killing me instantly

This is probobly the best mario kart to date. The update to 60 FPS is a godsend. The game looks absolutly stunning nearly 9 years later with Deluxe having the upgrade to 1080P. With all the content from the Wii U version plus some little things added like the new character inkling Girl/Boy and skins for other characters is great. This is one of my new favorite racing games, though I still prefer Sonic and All Stars Racing: Transformed.

don't listen to that video with the weird moon on the thumbnail, play this version

lol booby milky haha lol tits. haha

Seeing zoomers being old enough to do half hour long essays on how "atcshually Sonic 06 is not that bad" because they grew up with this garbage is perhaps the most piss poor attempt at revisionism by pretentious kids who think their opinions matter because they can do some wacky effects on Adobe Premiere Pro

neat little game but the controls are just...not for me

peak video gaming