SAIKO_OROCHI
166 Reviews liked by SAIKO_OROCHI
Used the pussy ass version of Raiden from the new game Konami put out last year instead of the iconic and badass MGR Rising version, Epic Games are a bunch of sellouts
No Man's Sky
2016
Such a shame that I have to give this half a star. The launch version was one of the best gaming experiences I’ve ever had but every passing update ruins the game more and more.
Lobotomy Corporation
2018
This game is named that way because it’s so braindead easy
Xeno fans be like “You should skip Xenosaga 2 cause the combat sucks. Also, I like Xenoblade”
You’re all pissing ME off! Annoying AF!
You’re all pissing ME off! Annoying AF!
The “zero” in this game’s name is symbolic of the score it gets out of ten
Is and will always be my favorite game of all time. The gameplay, the story, the graphics, the propaganda for the military industrial complex; it’s all just perfect. The only thing that could be more fun than this game is making a dumb gimmick account as something to do when I’m bored during work and getting a surprisingly high amount of clout amongst a community I mostly chose not to engage with. Thanks for 10,000 likes.
Also, Fidel Castro is like the rawest video game character of all time and I wish he was real so fucking much.
Also, Fidel Castro is like the rawest video game character of all time and I wish he was real so fucking much.
Best feeling fighter I’ve ever played
Final Fantasy XV
2016
I usually don’t like Tekken but this spin-off based on a character from 7 was a charming time
Tekken 6
2007
I usually don’t like Naruto but this spin-off based on a character from one of the games was a charming time
Final Fantasy VIII
1999
I hate that stupid fucking pussy ass song that all the shippers squeal over. Why couldn’t they get real music like Metallica?
My copy came with an ad for a better game: Balan Wonderworld
Bill Clinton was right about this series and one of the many problems with his shitty fucking crime bill was that it didn’t call for everyone behind this game’s creation to be locked up without trial
This game is a Rebirth in the way that Buddhists believe you will be reborn as a hungry ghost with an enormous stomach and a tiny mouth as a punishment for leading a life consumed by greed and spite
Disappointing installment in the Trails franchise. Doesn’t have progress the story in any meaningful way and doesn’t Rean or the cool motorcyclist guy, what the fuck
Tekken 8
2024
Gonna be Tekken a piss on this game’s disc