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Persona 3 Reload
2024
Never played but obligated to give it a 10/10 because of how much enjoyment I get from joining a new MegaTen server, making a joke about how Persona 3 was the first Persona game, turning notifications on my phone, and then shoving it up my ass
I was going to give this a 10/10 for some top tier old man yaoi but apparently, it’s not actually old man yaoi and is instead just an old man Russian taunt????? Fuck that shit
In which a bunch of loser karate larpers do lame ass combos while elevator music plays
Erases representation for the most oppressed minority: left handed people
Great! I knew that groove was in your heart! T-T-T-T-The millionaire fighting 2001 is about to begin! Hardcore fans have been eagerly anticipating this event, and now the waiting is finally over! Check your training wheels at the door, ladies and gentlemen, this is gonna be one incredible battle that won't easily be forgotten! The time has come when the new history is going to unfold. You can feel the intensity in the air as the hopes, dreams, and hearts of these warriors are about to be put to the ultimate test of skill! What they are after is the title of the WORLD'S STRONGEST!
N-N-N-N-Now, are you ready to get it on?
N-N-N-N-Now, are you ready to get it on?
I'm not interested in dating or marriage but I'll change that if the announcer for this game narrates my wedding
the other half star is dedicated to our good friend shingo yabuki who broke his leg before this game came out so he couldn't make it unfortunately
Art of Fighting 2
1994
Yuri Sakazaki's long legs on those tight pants
I'm starting to think that this Iroquois Pliskin guy might've actually been Solid Snake
WWF SmackDown!
2000
The era of japanese made wwf/wwe games was superior to everything we have now.
I hate the modern age of wrestling games, the simulation era. I want something that isn't ashamed of being a game.
Between the early smackdown games, and the AKI n64 ones, we were spoilt. Good gameplay, good rosters, jammin' original soundtracks.
I hate the modern age of wrestling games, the simulation era. I want something that isn't ashamed of being a game.
Between the early smackdown games, and the AKI n64 ones, we were spoilt. Good gameplay, good rosters, jammin' original soundtracks.
Various Daylife
2019
You pretentious haters just loathe the idea of innovation in the RPG scene. Maybe if they added the legendary hero, slimes or goblins the turnbasers would eat this shit up. I think you're all just mad because this game is about getting a job and you feel called out. https://careers.mcdonalds.com/
Final Fantasy VIII
1999
Might just be the worst sequel to a game ever made. What happened to Cloud and friends? Unbelievable.
quite possibly the closest we’ve gotten to perfection in Fighting game history.
I honestly think that the world wasn't ready for this game. And SNK failed to realize this. Lot of new, quickly forgotten characters being added. Visual aesthetic now turned into 3D, new antagonist that lacked any intrigue or personality. It was a tough sell for the old KOF fans. But regardless of those issues and the horrid visual aesthetic of the game, it was fun. It's a good fighting game experience despite all of this. I'm still waiting for Nelson to be added to King of Fighters XV!
KOF MFK:
Marry: Kyo Kusanagi
Fuck: Joe Higashi, Ryo Sakazaki, Robert Garcia, Benimaru, Terry Bogard, Andy Bogard, Clark and Ralf Jones at the same time, Kim Kaphwan, Iori Yagami, Goro Daimon uh I forgot what I was
Marry: Kyo Kusanagi
Fuck: Joe Higashi, Ryo Sakazaki, Robert Garcia, Benimaru, Terry Bogard, Andy Bogard, Clark and Ralf Jones at the same time, Kim Kaphwan, Iori Yagami, Goro Daimon uh I forgot what I was