All right time to do some badass mean yakuza stuff!

gives plushies from the arcade to a little girl

sends postcards to radio station

dance all night long at the disco

help teaching those yanki bad boys to behave real tough

It's yakuzing time...

Maybe I'm playing the wrong Tales games? I keep finding the combat mind numbingly tedious, where all you have to do is keep mashing the attack button senseless. The characters could not be more one dimensional and the overall world just hardly interesting. The very fabric of this game screams "generic anime jrpg". Like with Symphonia I have little to no motivation to keep going...

A nice mix of old school aesthetics and gameplay with modern sensibilities. Not too hard but neither too easy, meele combos are the my jam in shmups. I highly recommend this one...

I still have no idea if I'm playing this correctly or not. I'm going for the japanese version right now and it's never 100% clear what can and can't harm you. Charming for sure, a kusoge that is worth a shot. The american version is crazy expensive, so this is a perfect option for those who don't want to give money to ebay scalpels that horde all the copies of the game.

A private dick with a chip on his shoulder (and left eye) solves a mystery: featuring an ethot, her simp and a mommy cop boss.

I'm sure there are videos of people doing one life no damage runs, but this is by far the most brutal Metal Slug. Game looks wonderful, but god damn is it a pain to go through even with unlimited continues.

French waifus talking in mandarin. The problem is that the game's idea of challenge is giving you bs rules (limit of turns with new enemies showing up constantly, sheer luck when it comes to landing hits). This is the game's idea of challenge and it's pretty damn stupid.

2005

IT'S A TRAPT!

(sorry, it's monday and I hate my job)

Bionic Commando Rearmed/Samus Returns type of remake, it has a good flow but also a lot of questionable decisions by the developers that cut the action again and again.

It has interesting ideas, could use a proper revival...

Hands in absolute pain after 5 minutes of gameplay: the true old school Tekken experience.

Release a third game already Capcom!

Far more challenging than the last Mario Kart games...