me showing my bf the guy in the bg of Cool Cat who walks out of his house and immediately goes back inside

this is the only game prairie province oil field worker dads have ever played, and while i recognize these words mean absolutely fucking nothing to the vast majority of users on this site, this game is evil incarnate.

Like if Blood came out after The Matrix. You're a badass coolguy who's the special cursed one in a long trench coat with a cool hat and steel boots, you've got guns that double as melee weapons, there's a morality system that can give you chain lightning, you have to fuck this one evil goth lady in an on-screen sex scene, and yes - you can double jump. Darkwatch is the kind of decent game with some neat ideas and fun design that people who made red and black MLP OCs who's special talent was bleeding would think is sick as fuck. and they'd be right.

Harvester is one of the only video games with graphic child death AND freaky incest. it's dumb, edgy, and amazing. goofy, B-movie Americana in adorable FMV.

really cool game and its art design, movement, and godlike soundtrack are incredible but the combat gets really repetitive and the story is a mess. it has really great characters but everything feels very underdeveloped, it is definitely an early PS Vita game and it shows in a lot of rough ways. this game and its world have a ton of potential that thankfully is done pretty great in its sequel.

also this game has one of the most abrupt endings i have ever seen in a a game. was watching my bf play through this one and when the credits rolled he was just confused, it's super awkward.

i like how soccer guy design goes from "kazuya has like 80 moves and is insanely overtuned hope u have fun" to "i dont know what banjo and kazooie is so i kinda gave up here"

they should add Carlos from ytv in this. cowards.

i thought i'd like these games more in VR but man i sure did not enjoy my time with this. moment to moment gameplay is just not engaging at all beyond the imminent fear of jumpscares, which i'm not a huge fan of. also, as someone who hasn't really spent time with the other ones, i was super confused trying to even find out what to do in a few of em. the minigames are pretty mixed between actually cool (vents) and the other ones.

Leopaldon is the best character in fighting game history

hearing SMRPG tracks remixed in this quality was a near religious experience and one i will remember forever.

my friend made me play this back in the day and got super fucking bewildered because all i did was play on the gameboy and not look at a cockroach or whatever the whole time