---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☑ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☑ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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---{ Author }---
☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template

I HAVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! HARD CPU KNUCKLES IS A BITCH ASS MUTHAFUCKER! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING RINGS! THATS RIGHT HE TOOK HIS DOGSHIT NONSENSICAL MINIGAMES HE WINS AT AND SAID THEY ARE "Thissss Easssy" AND IM LIKE: "THATS DISGUSTING!" SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY BACKLOGGD.COM TO SAY HARD KNUCKLES CPU YOU HAVE SHITTY RNG MECHANICS! THEY ARE AS SHIT AS ROLLING FOR A STAR TO WIN IT INSTEAD OF FUCKING BUYING CUZ RINGS ARE USELESS BUT WAYYYYY SHITTIER! AND GUESS WHAT?! HERES WHAT MY PARTY GAMES LOOK LIKE: THATS RIGHT ALL FUN NO BULLSHIT NO "1, 2, 5, G7KINGME ITS NOT TUESDAY PATRICK" LOOK AT IT! IT LOOKS LIKE TWO AAA GAMES AND QUALITY ASSURANCE! YOU FUCKED MY ENJOYMENT IN GAMES SO NOW IM GOING FUCK SHOVELWARE!!! THATS RIGHT, THIS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER EMULATOR SPEEDHACK PISS! But im not gonna piss on shovelware im going higher... IM GOING TO PISS ALL OVER BACKLOOOOOOGGD! HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW MR PROG?! I PISSED ON BACKLOGGD YOU IDIOT!!! YOU ALL HAVE 23 HOURS UNTIL EGGMAN HAS THE PISS DRRRRRROOOOOPLETS HIT WHO EVER IS IN LAST PLACE AFTER SOMEONE GETS A PRECIOUSTONE FOR SOME STUPID FUCKING REASON! SO GET OUTTA MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!