Of all the Kirby clones to ever, this is one of the to do 🤯. What I mean is, I prefer Breakout over Puyo Puyo and pinball and golf. But is it undeniably better? Erm no compare my ratings 🤓 that said, it's still a pretty cool spin on the formula whilst the pink ball cometh with his trustworthy abilities! There are huh, only four! If it's the thought that counts, it better count extra. This is the closest he has been to Ball Kirby in its genesis state, the Kirby's Adventure ability. This guy really said "lemme break the game to sizes with Fire Kirby" because it really trivializes the game once you have it. The hidden 5th ability is the power bounce! You can transform Kirby into Kirbyg Chungus to pulverize some walls that Dedede easily could have destroyed as we saw in The Crystal Shards, but alas we have to fight him a lot before that entry, including this one.

You may ask, what's the difference between Breakout and this clown ass clone? Or you may ask what's Obama's last name. But if you ask the former, you may find an answer. There are four sides (EarthBound reference) and the bumpers are on each side... sometimes. It can get quite hectic, and you may have to cross the border if you want a good ending. No, this is not an immigration reference, you really have to break the borders in each boss stage if you want to live happily ever after. Weird concept huh? Kirby always be doin the most just to get good endings. One thing I didn't really like were the bonus minigames in the middle of stages, since I felt played by Lady Luck's hand. Though, they're just bonuses, no harm in failing. I have terminal cancer and 30 seconds to live and this minigame is the last thing I'll ever see. Goodb ye

There are a few enemies in this. Enemies are a staple in Kirby games as you probably know! My guy Waddle Doo couldn't even make the cut, but who cares my boy Squishy is bussin'. He's even a boss slayyy that's way better than appearing in one measly room in Amazing Mirror but he looks pissed af ngl. There's quite the number of stages to keep a guy occupied, I felt some of the later bosses, however were... ugh. You spin me round round baby round round typa mf Mr. Frosty. What do you mean, he's right in the middle as far as boss order goes? Oo boy.. It really feels as if time passes very slowly. In short, don't chase your dreams lil bro, give up. You will not meet the King like that just take a shower and brush yo teeth, do not neglect your health, stay hydrated! And move on to the other Kirby games because there's a lot more where it came from.

[ZeusDeeGoose's Virtual Boy Review Series: Part 1 of 24]
Virtual Lab is like one of those weird games you see in your nightmares that turn out to be real. That’s the best way I can describe this game. Everything about it feels surreal to me. I watched Nathaniel Bandy play this game in his video on the Virtual Boy, and it looked really off to me. So off that I stopped the video and started playing it for myself. First off, why is there a girl with massive bouncing breasts on screen? I’m glad I played this on an emulator, because apparently it bounces in 3D on real hardware. Second off, good god, the controls are laggy like no other game I’ve played. You have like 1 second of delay before you actually move a piece. Why this delay exists is beyond me. Emulator lag? Doubt it. VB emulation has existed since the late 2000’s. And thirdly, good god, the game is nearly impossible. You have these weird tube thingies, and you have to close them off, either with the wall, or a cap tube. You CANNOT cap it with another tube, and this ultimately kills what could've been a fine timewaster. Very often you'll just die because you fucked up ONCE. Combined with the awful controls, don't be surprised if you hear the game over music several times. Hell, the game just randomly decides you'll die because it doesn't give you a cap piece. So don't be surprised if you go back to the first stage SEVERAL times before seeing any success. Oh, and the graphics? I appreciate the IBS reference from the Binding of Isaac, but this game is gross as fuck. The “worms” are like some weird sperm-like monster. The only redeeming quality about this game is that the song in the background is actually kinda catchy. The arrangement sucks, but the composition is actually pretty decent. But overall, this might actually be one of the worst games I've ever played. But hey, props to the dev. Apparently they're a VTuber now, and they're having a great time. Unfortunately for me, I didn't.

I used to consider Sonic Generations 3DS as my least favorite Sonic game. It was automated, boring, and overall not really that fulfilling as a game. I must apologise to Generations 3DS, because this is genuinely one of the most BORING experiences I’ve ever had with a video game. Just nothing about Forces (at least compared to Generations, Colors, and Unleashed) is good. The level design isn’t fun in the slightest, the controls feel both loose AND stiff at the same time, and overall this game just feels misguided. There were lots of good ideas here, but they unfortunately went to waste in this shallow, bland, and budget game.