8 reviews liked by SirSlipps


Ungainly and heavy-handed in both its emotional appeals and its narrative construction. Basically impossible to assess or summarise in its soaring highs and disastrous lows. I will say that it's never, ever as good or elegant as Shadowbringers, but then I have to concede that in its floundering it still makes Shadowbringers easier to love in retrospect. But hey, I like a hubristic big swing.

The thing the game is now remains something I like a whole lot less than the thing the game used to be, and I don't think I'll ever completely be able to let go of the sorrow I feel about that having been devoured by the caprices of live-service game development. But at least as a work of game design this is significantly more confidently-expressed and refined than their first stab at simplifying the systems in the last expansion.

Fuck every single thing to do with Zenos though.

this is truly the minecraft of sex

LOOKS LIKE THE FREAK WANTS TO PLAY

projared gave it a 4 out of 10 but he cheated on his wife

Unleashed what? Finish your sentence.

DIG DIG DIGGITY
DIG DIGGITY DOG
BREAK IT
DIG DIG DIGGITY
DIG DIGGITY DOG
UH
DIG DIG DIGGITY
DIG DIGGITY DOG
BREAK IT
DIG DIG DIGGITY
DIG DIGGITY DOG
HAHAHA
UH

Type of game you played at age 10 when your friends came over. Godzilla fighter puts raw fun before technical depth, and the world is better for it.

Watching my hometown get destroyed by kaiju and UFOs is frankly amazing.