Described as a morbid Stardew Valley, Graveyard Keeper had a lot to it and offered many many hours of content. I usually don't go for these sandbox style crafting games where the content lies in the inconvenience—to complete one task you must first do several prerequisites, rinse and repeat where nothing is ever straightforward. It's the grind that loses me, and this definitely had slog, but it was charming with its humour, and more importantly it was addictive.

The skill trees provided a lot, the customisation options pretty fun when it came to the graveyard and chapel. Several townsfolk offered questlines, yet were only available on a specific day—seven characters for seven days—and I found I often missed that window and had to wait. Still, I put a lot of work into this game, so it did something right.

Class D

This is not a game, it is a decade-long scam, and a very successful one at that. A game that is barely functional, completely unplayable for the long term, has been in development for over a decade with funding reaching half a billion, and selling in-game ships for real-world thousands, when those ships aren't even released.

Even if this game magically becomes playable one day, it will be a pay-to-win experience.