I'm not sure I would have made it through without Wooly by my side

This game loves 18 MPH wind more than I love Popeye's

This game's OST gives me 3DS eShop vibes and that is absolutely a good thing

Any game with Scratch in it gets an automatic 10/10 from me~

My mother has told me she wished I was dead on more than one occasion and it still hurt less than Courtney's Ninetails flipping 8 heads on Dancing Embers

Ya know, if the game didn't randomly freeze up for 5 full seconds every time I'm playing I might hold this entry in higher regard

Unfortunately, this game does not improve when you are playing it alone in your home.

The audo mixing in this seems to be inspired by those old Flash maze games that were secretly jumpscares

I never thought someone could have less of a will to live than me until I heard this host's voice

If you could just skip the damn cutscenes that play EVERY SINGLE GAME I might play this more than once a 4th of July

I was gonna give it a 2.5 but I liked the part where that one cop punched the necrophiliac

"...be warned that a good 90 percent of a Phoenix Wright game is spent tapping through dialogue..." -IGN

I remember there being something about...pudding or something? IDK

Turnabout Big Top? More like Turnabout Big Flop 🤡