Not good

Wow, surprisingly quite fun. First impressions are really strong

I'm 75% sure I'm not actually controlling this

For a beat-em-up on the NES it's impressive, but I promise there are better ones to play if you're willing to not be stuck on the NES

Bad even for Nintendo NES sports game standards

I mean, if you really want to play a Sports game on the NES, Tecmo Bowl is the way to go

Tennis but old

It's easy to be kind to puzzlers from this era because they're always at the very least playable, but there are just so many better options than Yoshi

Deserves recognization for being the best top down adventure at it's release and for several years after, but that's a low bar and it still is painfully archaic

Got dizzy about 5 seconds in

Also not fun

This isn't abysmal, but also not good

Bad game

Terribad

Incredibly weak.

Ninja Gaiden for hipsters