This has got to be one of the most ridiculous games I've ever played. It's fucking amazing.
Unironically it is well designed and has a really engaging, if a little poorly paced, story.
8/10

this is "The Room" of video games.
A game so horrendous it's spectacular.
There's no way in hell I can give a genuine rating.

A nice drama/comedy crime story with some control schemes I'm personally not a fan of. But still a worthwhile experience for the characters alone.
8/10

A cute modern classic.
It's definitely worth playing, though there's nothing much bringing you back for another play through.
9/10

A nice 40 hour long drug trip with some minor poorly aged gameplay issues (such as the menu system, etc).
8.5/10

A major disappointment in the SMT franchise, but a mediocre game on it's own.
6/10

Cutting some slack at it was the first 3d platformer period.
Unfortunately, all of the problems come from the fact it's the first 3d platformer period.
4/10

Literally so fluid and addicting, I loved every second of this masterpiece.
10/10