I didn't monke hard enough and my playthrough is fucked, maybe one day I'll return to monke

the pace of this as a video game is cruel and unusual punishment, imma just go look up an LP or something. Sigh...

Spanish Pack Rat Simulator ‘23 is the best entry in the annual Microsoft Flight Simulator series -IGN

The fact that this game really deserved all the attention it got at The Game Awards yet at the same time deserved nothing it got nominated for really does prove that 2021 was a little too hot for its own good

This game makes me feel so stupid for not predicting half of what happens and for that reason it sucks sorry gaming is cancelled guys everyone go home no video games

i'd make a joke about my enjoyment being hampered by how much I suck at this game, but then the crap final boss and lack of New Game+ genuinely sucked my motivation to make jokes. MY motivation. To make JOKES. Yeesh.


EDIT: I... have made a mistake. I have endorsed the wrong baby powder, it seems. There is a mission select.

whhhhhhhyyyyyyyy is game so much better than I remember mom pick me up i'm scared game too good

This game was so close to being like the actual best thing ever but the platinum's locked behind NG+ never mind Insomniac fell off worst game 0/10

so my mom is Toby Fox okay got it now I know who to beat up

We are gathered here today in memory of this game's chances at GOTY, taken before its time by the presence of Pikmin

You mean there are places I can be an American cop that AREN'T IN AMERICA?? HANG ON, SWEETHEART-

So tomes is the reason dion knows about homosexuality right- like that's why everyone else is just close with the homies but Dion actually gets what's up

"we-hooooo" he said, in an imitation of Red Pikmin

Takahashi is looking at his younger self making big mistakes and MALDINGGGGGGGGGGGG


...relatable...

And so, the furries were God's chosen ones, and the land was bountiful by the will of the vanilla couple.
And they lived happily ever after.
The End.