No other game achieves the feeling of building your first home base and hearing an AI say "Welcome aboard, captain" as you set foot in it.

It's Subnautica but on Mars and there aren't any sharks.

A game that tricks you into thinking you'll be the chosen one but instead has you act as the background servant of some dweeb who turns out to be the real chosen one. It's like if Dragon's Dogma made you play as a pawn.

A collection of life lessons inside a multi-solution tesseract. Very few puzzle games manage to be this replayable.

A good game which could be a great game if it didn't have a handful of obnoxious flaws. It's aggravating how close it is to being top-tier.

A hodgepodge of systems that don't really complement each other and gaslight you into thinking they make a difference. When people say Final Fantasy is confusing, this is the game they're talking about.

Fulfills the lesbian urge to drive massive trucks

Infuriating. Enemies get thrown at you in arbitrary locations, often while you're trying to navigate a tricky obstacle requiring your full attention. There's no seated mode. Checkpoints are few & far between. By-and-large the worst Shadowgate game.

Every time I try playing this I have to turn it off because the starting dialogue alone is nauseating to listen to. I've never even reached full control of Geralt outside the tutorial.

Would be better if it wasn't linear

For some ungodly reason Square decided that every subsequent re-release of Final Fantasy 1 should be based on the completely optional easy mode present in this version. As a result, this is the most authentic re-release without the bugs of the NES game.

The mere presence of Final Fantasy II brings it down one star.

Babby's first fighting game

The best bug & robot killing game since EDF

This says it's a co-op game but playing it alone is one of the best 2D Zelda experiences. Who knew the best incarnation of the franchise was turning it into a four-man RTS

If I had a nickel for every time a game tried and failed to convey the idea of confronting your problems instead of running away from them, I'd have two nickels.

Half a star deducted for the worst FOV workaround I have ever seen for a video game.