One has to scratch their head and ask why Nintendo never re-released any Virtual Boy games on the 3DS. Yeah the console itself might’ve been hot doodoo, but this lovely piece of kit had the stereoscopic 3D to improve at least a few of its games by a landslide, purely on the merit of not having to play ‘em on an actual Virtual Boy, ironically.

Heck, I’d take this over Mario Tennis Open on the same handheld, cause at least the VB game isn’t automated to the point of tedium.

Thanks to this game’s unlockable comics, the world can now rest knowing what Qbby is up to when not busy saving the world, with a trillion boxes then shattered… he beefs with the rectangle dude for the affection of his love interest, has vengeful exex who will make his life hell if the opportunity presents itself, and naively invaded Kirby’s bedroom and closet (to which I can only presume they then fought to the death before clearing the air over a jolly afternoon eating cake)

These character models are too charming to say no to, I love ‘em, but dear lord, why does Donkey Kong look like he got thrown into a pencil sharpener then stung by a bee—