I stood on top of a car and won

Where the fuck is pinkie pie

The nintendrones were right Im gonna kill myself

When rectangle boy sacrificed himself I cried

I have a tradition of reviewing every game Ive played but I have no idea what the fuck to say right now

Obama penguim went so hard

One star for each gon gon plushie that was in my inventory

Final bosses with 200 phases never fail to disappoint

Im speechless. Not because the game was so incredible but because Im out of things to say for something so derivative.

Also bell was cool

This steaming pile of shit somehow being a coherent experience baffles me to no end. Got my fill of it before beating the game but I do not even want to imagine the hours I got in this

You know your ass is bored when you play something like this

they werent lying

Theres a fucking kamehameha called the dragon ball this rocks

I PLAYED THIS AS A JOKE WHY DOES THE SONG IN BATTLE GO SO HARD

is that fishsticks on the box