this game would be an 8/10 if the bosses didnt make me baby rage

THIS GAME IS SO GAS THAT IT DOESNT NEED A HERO

This game did a better job setting up Samus’ rivalry with a fucking box than the series ever did with her and Ridley

This made my face noticeably more handsome

"GARY, you disappoint me."
-Professor Oak, 2004

Who was the guy that thought having really fluid animations for characters with a large canvas with each character needing 45+ animations minimum and only a few people ever working on it at one given time was a good idea

I was thinking of what to make my review for this game then in my head I hear "Hello everyone. It is me, Count Dracula, and you are watching Disney Channel" and I literally cannot think of anything else

WHOS THE GUY THAT KEEPS JUST SAYING “speedgame.” UNDER ALL OF THESE

Gooey is like that dumbass friend your clique lugs around everywhere because you still love them despite the fact they eat glue

The one third of the game where you arent backtracking is peak

@ChatGPT can you make me a Castlevania game

Half a star taken off for no playable hammer

I grew more chest hair fighting death than going through puberty

I got to chapter 23 and then dolphin deleted my save file when it needed to update Im gonna fucking cry

Need this shit on steam now