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I'm obsessed with this game. It's a brainrot that consumes me every waking hour. I binged the finale to Canto VI for 5 hours straight and was hooked the entire time. I've been working through reading the literary inspirations for all the Sinners, and what Project Moon have built off the back of Wuthering Heights is incredible. More than anything, the character writing is so movingly human despite the horrors and depravity of the City. Nobody's ever too "broken" to be worth love.

Love must be the reason why
I still believe in this lie
That you'll live a better life
Without me by your side

blade lineage outis: i just lost all my clashes

blade lineage faust: i just lost all my clashes too

dante: is there anyone on this team that wins all their clashes?

captain ishmael: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ddRAG8j6OQ

A lot of people shit on this game but this was the second coming of Christ for me. I built like thirty thousand cars and helicopters in every conceivable shape and size, this was Garry's Mod to me before I knew it existed. That skeleton guy talks your ear off too, I played it so much he was basically my dad for a while

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Spoilers for Crystar as well as Crymachina

This is one I feel very conflicted about. To explain myself, I need to write a little about how I got to this game.

So, a few months prior to this one releasing, I played the same team's prior game, Crystar. To put it quickly, it was a very bad game, but despite the writing being rough around the edges too, it had an absolutely lovely cast of characters and a pretty depressing, Yoko Taro-esque narrative structure which allowed the game to finish off with an emotional payoff that truly hit me like a truck. It's a game that, for all its flaws, had a very strong emotional core that I couldn't help being charmed by.

So when I learned that the same team had a new game just around the corner, I was very excited, and the demo that came out not long before its full release finished selling me on it: it looked a lot better visually, seemed like a step up gameplay-wise (though the bar set by Crystar in that regard was incredibly low)... in short, if it could reproduce the strong emotional effect of Crystar or something close, I felt like it could be a true gem.

And, in some ways, it is a step up from Crystar: the setting is more fleshed out, with less of those rough edges I mentioned before. Most notably for me, the fact that this game is canonically gay helps a lot: in a game that talks about ego and being true to your heart, that kind of message is so much stronger when not all the relationships and characters just so happen to fit a narrow social norm. The setting is also much more fleshed out in general, with all the antagonists having their own motivations and allegiances... another aspect I like is how clear the game is about what kind of ideology the enemy upholds: you're not just fighting a nondescript "system", but rather a group of eugenicists who want "investors" and others to lead them into a new world.

So then, why is it that I don't like this game over Crystar? To put it simply: Crymachina critically lacks the emotional power of its predecessor. Here, the fact that the setting is much more fleshed out actually comes back to haunt Crymachina: despite it having so much more going on than Crystar, which had an extremely simple setting, it actually took me a couple hours less to finish than Crystar. And because of this, this game is packed chock full of twists; too many of them, to be honest. Even major twists, like the one about humanity not being what we thought it was, get brushed aside: after a couple dialogues, the story is back to a steady march toward its grand finale. And this is another difference which made Crystar more impactful: here we have a linear story, versus Crystar's multi-ending structure. And this structure matters, because it helps a lot with telling an emotional story in those 25 hours Crystar has: until the final few hours, you're absolutely going through it, with moments of emotional respite being few and far between. I expected Crymachina to be like this. In fact, for a while after finishing it, this expectation colored my thoughts: I read the whole game as being Ending A, pretty much, and thought I was going to start a new route until I looked up how to get the True End, and got it in a matter of minutes. (This created so much confusion and conflict in my mind, but after a few days of trying to separate expectations from experience, I think I've managed to find a middle ground in my feelings about the game). This is important because, through these many hours of strife, you get attached to the characters. A major tool Crystar uses for this tool are flashbacks where the characters are allowed to narrate their past traumas, using simple but very evocative illustrations from Hajime Ueda. Every major character gets this chance, in Crystar. Now, Crymachina didn't need to reprise this technique, but it did... only for two characters, one of them being Lilly, who is relevant for about 2-3 hours of the story. It's incomprehensible, to me. Nothing justifies using these flashbacks only for Ami and Lilly, instead of say, Leben and Enoa. Crymachina doesn't have time to let everyone talk about themselves though, and so makes these two completely arbitrary choices, and then resumes its march forward.

And so, by the time the game ended, all I felt was that I wanted more. The ending sequence is so short, too; after beating the final boss, it takes maybe five minutes for everything to be wrapped up, if you don't count the credits. That's the disappointing part to me: the ending lacks emotional impact, it lacks gravity, and those things are what I wanted most from Crystar's successor. This is where, most of all, Crymachina falls well short of Crystar.

To be clear, the core aspects of the game are still incredibly strong: the writing is better in some aspects as I mentioned, and the themes of emotional growth and self-determination expressed throughout are truly sweet. Enoa's story, in particular, is beautiful. But, with her as with all the other cast members, I didn't have time to get attached anywhere near as much I'd wanted: this game doesn't allow itself to have a Sen or a Nanami, mostly due to the setting and plot being too dense for this kind of length to also allot time to more expressive character writing. (as a more personal wish, god did I wanna see more of the Trinity! Those fools! Give me more of them!!)

To be honest, saying "this game should've been longer" is frustrating, because I truly do believe Crymachina had everything it takes to elevate itself to the level of something like Tales of Berseria as one of the best, most emotional tales in a JRPG of the past 5 years. But it's simply... too short. It's good, though! It's... just... good. It falls short of excellence by so little, a mere matter of lines of text, and it's a little bit sad, but at least, unlike Berseria's successor, it's certainly far from garbage. But I really wanted this game to be "betterer Crystar", and it was almost that... except in the one defining aspect that made Crystar so charming. A shame, really. I still like it, though, I do want to emphasize this. It's a cool story, at its core, and Enoa deserves all the happiness.

Every other day i wake up to a tweet going like “My uncle who lives in Korea saw Kim Jihoon eating babies outside the local gas station” and then the replies are all like “god…this goes against the themes of ruina…when roland said not to eat the baby…fuck”

gatekeep, gaslight, pour deadly neurotoxins inside a whole science facility

Gaming has had an immense amount of tragedies ocurring upon this medium over its 6 decades existence, but the absolute worst of them all is 100% the fact that I unfortunately REALLY liked this game.

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just let me stay by your side

Local Revacholian SUPERSTAR detective busted it down sexual style. Was he goated with the sauce?

a surprisingly fun time (for the most part), graphically it looks great, the pixel characters are both cute and expressive, cgs are few but they look good, the sound design is on point and the ost is generally good although its sometimes pretty jarring how a song abruptly ends for a new one to start playing.

Plot is fine, the characters were engaging enough for me to care and the chapters being generally short length and not dragging too much makes it easy to go through each one and solving the mysteries.

Biggest con is that it can be annoyingly obtuse at times, puzzles aren't that hard themselves but many times you clearly have to do things in a very specific order for an event to trigger, and if you fail to do so (like I did) expect to be wandering around for a while (or get tired and look up a guide).

Also 3DS version comes with a bunch of extra chapters that help expand upon side characters and certain events and they are pretty cool.

I hated Kageaki at first because I saw too much of myself in him.

Peace is the noblest pursuit...

Full Metal Daemon Muramasa saved my life, before I read this game I had a cancer and was going to die. I never came to accept the fact that I was going to go so I fell into a deep depression, I couldn’t handle the thought. But what I was doing was unhealthy and everyone picked up on the fact that I was in complete denial. They all tried to get help for me but I turned it all down because I told myself that I didn’t need help. “you’re going to be fine” I told myself. “nothings wrong” “it’s all in your head...” until the thought of death finally came to me and took over the entirety of my personality “I don’t want to go...” “I DON’T WANT TO GO” “I DON’T WANT TO GO”. All the help my family had tried to give me had failed and its all because of my depression and denial. I could’ve gotten help... but I kept telling myself there was nothing wrong. And I grew sicker, and sicker, and sicker... until I became so sick I could not get out of bed. My skin grew dry and pale, I grew skinny and weak. I could barely move and was constantly coughing up blood. I tried to come to accept the fact that I was going to die, but I couldn’t. Then I officially got the news that I would die in 12 hours when I woke the next day. I cried and cried all day until my daughter walked up to my bed. She said very tearfully “we really tried, dad. We did everything we thought of. There’s only one thing left that I can do...” she passed me a copy of Muramasa. “what’s this?” I asked. “the only option we have left...” she said as she walked out of the room and slowly closed the door behind her. I picked up the copy of Muramasa and looked at the cover. The art on the cover was absolutely gorgeous, I was completely speechless at how stunning the cover was and how it got across such a big message with one simple piece of artwork. I opened up the game to what would end up being the most heart racing, realistic, and emotional adventure I'd ever go on. The characters felt so much like real people and i found myself full on crying multiple times because of how the characters got me caught up in the story like it was actually happening. It felt real. After reading this game I was so extremely grateful that i got to witness what might be the best work of literature on earth the night before I had to leave it. After reading this game I became cleansed, I felt truly at peace with everything. I sat at my bed, getting ready for eternal slumber. Once I went to bed, I had 2 more hours. My body would give up before the morning, and that’d be it. I finally lied down I quietly said to myself “I’m okay with this...” as I slowly drifted off the sleep. This is it. This is my end. Until... I woke up. I looked out the window and saw that it was morning. I was so confused and was sure that this was a dream and not reality but sure enough it was. I started sobbing "tears in my eyes peak fiction*. I saw my hospital and said that even though there was no treatment that I took that my disease had completely vanished. He said that suddenly, I was the healthiest I've ever been and that I now have no clear sign of death. I would live a long and happy life, and I'm not sick anymore. “what happened, what did you do to get rid of it?” he said. I told him “Look up Muramasa on JAST store. I didn’t conquer death, it did. And trust me... it’s way more than a visual novel” Muramasa saved my life. I could not be more thankful for this masterpiece. If Bean is reading this review, I want him to know that I have conquered death. Thank you.