Wooooft that story was dull. During each cutscene my eyes glazed over so much that they looked like I was wearing a Spider-Man mask

2014

Not as bad as the title suggests. Great little platformer from hell. Soundtrack is a belter too

I liked doing an MRI scan of a gala pie

33 years. It's taken me 33 years to play all the way through this!
Dunno what it is but I've always bounced off it after about the 2nd world but I stuck with it this time all the way to the end like a big boy.
Does Mario feel weird to control in this compared to the other games ?- heavy maybe but probably fitting seeing as he's a chunky boy in this.

The diagonal pinstripe background on some of the levels was especially pleasing to the eyes and I hope to see it again when I next play through this in 2054.....

These dudes were the coolest ever when was a kid

The fake mode 7 effects really made my brain spin

Nope. Too difficult to be any fun to anyone. Shove it.

Reminds me of an old interview with the singer from The Music being questioned about the artwork on their debut album - 'I just really like circles"

I felt like i was grappling with the grapple hook