I know its bad but I can't help but love it

ds2 defenders be like "ohhh it inspired so much stuff in elden ring and it has a cool art direction" look boo hoo your game still sucks and has the worst/easiest bosses in the entire series

Adaptability is dumb af and it's even dumber that they don't tell you what it really means (it doesn't tell you it makes I Frames different go fuck yourself thats a dumb change)

OBJECTIVELY nerd glasses emoji with finger up the game is better than the first, I just don't like the direction of the story and voice acting.

I'm that much of a baby bitch that since they couldn't get the original dude (which is fine but get someone who sounds at least similiar to him plz for the love of god) which irked me but the story focusing on him more and connecting him to stuff from the original game kinda sucks, I liked it when Sebastian was just some random poor detective who got caught up in everything (like every resident evil character ever) and not when his actual wife and daugther have a connection to the original and main story

I'm a bigger simp for Falke than Adler, I'd whoop his baby fucking ass

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lady maria break my fucking back