Weaver
2015
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lady maria break my fucking back
2022
I'm a bigger simp for Falke than Adler, I'd whoop his baby fucking ass
2017
OBJECTIVELY nerd glasses emoji with finger up the game is better than the first, I just don't like the direction of the story and voice acting.
I'm that much of a baby bitch that since they couldn't get the original dude (which is fine but get someone who sounds at least similiar to him plz for the love of god) which irked me but the story focusing on him more and connecting him to stuff from the original game kinda sucks, I liked it when Sebastian was just some random poor detective who got caught up in everything (like every resident evil character ever) and not when his actual wife and daugther have a connection to the original and main story
I'm that much of a baby bitch that since they couldn't get the original dude (which is fine but get someone who sounds at least similiar to him plz for the love of god) which irked me but the story focusing on him more and connecting him to stuff from the original game kinda sucks, I liked it when Sebastian was just some random poor detective who got caught up in everything (like every resident evil character ever) and not when his actual wife and daugther have a connection to the original and main story
2014
ds2 defenders be like "ohhh it inspired so much stuff in elden ring and it has a cool art direction" look boo hoo your game still sucks and has the worst/easiest bosses in the entire series
Adaptability is dumb af and it's even dumber that they don't tell you what it really means (it doesn't tell you it makes I Frames different go fuck yourself thats a dumb change)
Adaptability is dumb af and it's even dumber that they don't tell you what it really means (it doesn't tell you it makes I Frames different go fuck yourself thats a dumb change)
I know its bad but I can't help but love it
Mom can we play Silent Hill?
No we have Silent Hill at Home
Silent Hill at Home
No we have Silent Hill at Home
Silent Hill at Home
how are you gonna have a cool gimmick murderer in the trailer who uses the dead bodies of his victims as animatronics and then never use that interestingly or even at all in the game
I bought it on PS5 and even with good frames this game was dogshit, how do you fuck up melee combat and a story that badly
2015
It has one of the greatest fucking stories and worlds in a video game ever but has slightly shitty gameplay, like a better version of Machine for Pigs
2022
I almost forgive George RR Martin for taking so long to write the next GOT book (no I don't)
2020
type of game that makes me depressed that idk how long it'll take for another game of this greatness to come out
2023
I like the original more but this is still really great and improves so much
I died to Isshin only like 7 times but I still think he is one of the greatest bosses ever
I've bought this game three times on different platforms and I would happily buy it a fourth
After hearing how terrifying the Dark Souls series was, the only terrifying thing is that I'll never get to experience it for the first time ever again