people rating this lower than 4 stars be tripping it's a masterpiece

literally ruined my childhood when i lost, i cried in the chucky cheese

rubber banding go brrrrr

but actually though it's a banger game

why is waluigi in a forklift who certified this

ignoring the fact that my boi waluigi got massacred, it's an incredible game with a ton of added, fascinating/awesome new features

shoulda waited for the switch, bud. Shoulda waited for the switch. Battle mode is a disgrace

No one can say this is a bad game. They just can't. This is BEAUTIFUL. BEAUTIFUL I TELL YOU

They made MK8 into a good game guys i can't believe it

genuinely, 90% of these tracks are PEAK mario kart, and the new characters are chef's kiss

I'm not blinded by nostalgia. This game wasn't my childhood or anything. It's just one of the best games to ever exist. Period.

my only complaint is the inability to stab lubba in the stomach

i've replayed like 5 times and I would replay again. REALLY good level design

ONLY TRUE INTELLECTUALS WILL UNDERSTAND THE CULTURAL IMPACT THIS GAME HAD ON GAMING AND THE WORLD AS A WHOLE. NO GAME HAS EVER BROKEN THE BOUNDARIES OF WHAT IS KNOWN AS MUCH AS WIPEOUT: THE GAME DID. THIS IS ART. THIS IS GAMING.

also the wavy arm glitch is the best

look... look it wasn't THAT bad... guys... it was funny... it was goofy...

Genuinely have probably spent 200 hours on this game. This is my childhood. I don't care if it's a party, if i'm alone, if it's my family, i don't give a crap. Nintendo Land is amazing. It cured my grandma's cancer. It singlehandedly stopped the alien invasion of '19. It saved my life when I was at my lowest. This is genuinely one of the most underrated gems of the gaming world. It is a top 25 game of ALL TIME and nothing can change my mind