You were the talk of the town for a week but now everyone just pretends you and your family don't exist

The absolute best in terms of story and characters. Hajime's struggles were my struggles. Sometimes I go back and watch the final trial on Youtube just because of how good it is. By the way, if you like Arin Hanson you're a total fraud and I guarantee your friends only pretend to like you.

Comfy.
My interpretation of the story is that she dated a guy and then they broke up, then she dated a girl. When they want a kid, they bring the guy in to impregnate our main character. The main character's career falls apart and both girls have to work construction to support both themselves and their child, but also the dude who fathered it. He stays at their home and practices guitar while staring at his CD collection all day.

I like how the game's morality thinks selling people into slavery is a positive alternative to just killing them

I'm going to fall in love with a child...ON PURPOSE

Good homer game, but unless you're deranged you'll fall out of love and only play it when someone else mentions it

I love that a lot of the future games' conflict is caused by the fact that Jelquer made himself buff with a serum

So fucking good that it made me feel like a trueblue yugioh for a bit. The narrative of the game will make you hard but you'll go flaccid once the story reaches its conclusion. You're not really coming here for the story anyways so chub up as much as you want

They'll be making bootleg Minecraft games long after the last time anyone says your name. Constantly runs the gauntlet of being cool and not cool to like because it's such an accessible experience that even cousin Kyle (born with half a brain and likes League of Legends) will be playing on the same server as your evil uncle.

Dudes with decades of Minecraft experience under their belt need mods now though and that's because new management doesn't know what to do with the diamond they bought. --I also just remembered they did that thing where if you missed your chance to make your account into a different kind of Microsoft account, then you have to buy the game again. That's 30 dollars to buy a game you should already own. Also they made MINECOINS? I dunno man.

The five is for the memories and the fact that no matter what it'll always be Minecraft. Love it for what it was, not what it's becoming.

For some retarded reason the bad Mike isn't consistent between playthroughs so in one ending you're the good Mike who dies and in another ending you're the bad Mike who wins.

It's poker but sometimes they talk. If you ever wanted to make the Heavy from tf2 clench his fists then it's pretty good

one of the best shoots of all time. I'm a medic because I'm worthless