Only good with homers

A good game no matter what but it's time to let go of the past old man.

Good game but you gotta want it

Good at looping. The thing that makes it so you can spend disney tokens to keep your weapons saves the game because if I had to start from scratch every loop oh man holy shit that'd be...yeesh! :((((

A game that will make you into a better killer irl. I'm confident I could beat DIO by repeatedly punching him in the back of the head

Loops you without being too annoying. Some of the things the dudes say during the ending made me like them when I didn't give a shit

I thought the game was trying to tell me a thing but then I chose an ending that it apparently didn't want me to pick. Good shoot though

The game gives you good cheater modes after you beat it like going invisible and taking over goon-bodies. You can beat it in a single night no problem too so if you want to try and feel young again here's your juice

Shorter than a girl who says she's average height despite being 5'4. Shoots good but needed full frontal nudity to keep my little brother's attention

I was never a Yakuza so I didn't realize what eyepatch dude's future was. Now I'm full Yakuza. The breakdance kick eyepatch man gets made me strong

Turned me gay