The core gameplay loop, customization, and art style all worked for me. With that being said, NFS needs to drop the whole “oppressed street racer” shtick that permeated this game. There is quite the disconnect when the characters are monologuing about how unfair the cops are while I barrel into a civilian’s car at 120 MPH.

I am the undisputed stumble guys champion of the world. The bots and toddlers that populated my lobbies never stood a chance.

There’s no way Bowser needs this many castles.

We need more action-packed games that can be completed in less than 10 hours like this one. You go in, shoot a bunch of bandits, learn some western history, and feel satisfied at the game’s conclusion.

I despise the recent trend toward all this live-service mumbo jumbo. The game only needs to feel alive while I play it.

The Show is like Madden but instead of football it’s baseball and instead of bad it’s good.

Uber and Lyft wouldn’t stand a chance if taxis operated like this.

God Bless Bromerica.

One star for every frame per second.

Perhaps I’ve played too many bad kart racing games recently, because I didn’t think this one was as bad as its reputation would lead you to believe.

Would I recommend it? Of course not. However, it looks like a masterpiece in comparison to the likes of Garfield Kart and Race with Ryan.

It’s a good thing that Cs get degrees because that’s all I was getting at this academy.

This game is so cool that it made my younger self dream of becoming a professional motocross rider.

I am now an accountant.

My favorite part of this game was the child labor rhythm sequence.

Gives a new meaning to the term stick drift.

Terraria but completely non-functional.

You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in the zombie apocalypse of course.