ZeDuderino
2023
Mike Vick’s Game of the Year without a doubt.
2002
Pretty barebones racing game, which is expected since it came out 21 years ago. The racing is functional but there isn’t much reason to replay it once you’ve played through all of the tracks.
I can confidently say that this is the strangest racing game I’ve ever played. You start off by selecting one of four characters, and they hail from locations such as Nerdsville, Nebraska and Geek City, Tennessee. The game then cuts to a scene of you overlooking a gathering of a group called “The Kings” which I suppose is the coolest group around because they race classic Chryslers. Regardless, your dweeb-self really wants to join the kings.
The 20-race campaign sees you earning cash (for upgrading your vehicle or buying items such as suede jackets) and cool points (to progress from being a nerd to at the end, a jive cat). There are also top-down mini-games that require you to collect teddy bears to woo the hordes of women that you’re attracting with your Chrysler.
The racing itself isn’t great, but the pure hilarity of every other aspect of the game made it a worthwhile experience. In short, I think I need to go buy a classic Chrysler and become a real-life jive cat.
The 20-race campaign sees you earning cash (for upgrading your vehicle or buying items such as suede jackets) and cool points (to progress from being a nerd to at the end, a jive cat). There are also top-down mini-games that require you to collect teddy bears to woo the hordes of women that you’re attracting with your Chrysler.
The racing itself isn’t great, but the pure hilarity of every other aspect of the game made it a worthwhile experience. In short, I think I need to go buy a classic Chrysler and become a real-life jive cat.
One of the better flash games from back in the day.
19 years later and we still don’t have better lightsaber combat in a Star Wars game.
2012
Probably the worst beat ‘em up game I’ve ever played. The gameplay is completely devoid of fun. It’s unresponsive, slow, and unimaginative. The only good thing I can say about this game is that the upgrade system was a somewhat interesting idea.
This game comes with a lot of well-deserved criticisms. The gameplay can be repetitive, the controls are clunky, the graphics have aged poorly, and the on-foot missions are incredibly jank. With all that being said, I like Star Wars and big explosions, so I don’t regret playing through this.
2023
Gonna time travel to 2017 and show people what Fortnite has become.
2023
The racing itself is quite enjoyable. With that being said, it is clear that everything else about the game was designed to entice Disney adults to spend exorbitant amounts of money to unlock and upgrade their favorite characters.
I have negative rhythm but it’s still a decently fun experience with friends.
2014
Not as cool as the first entry but still a great game.
2022
I think I would’ve enjoyed it a little more if the characters didn’t look like Funko Pops.
2009
I’m sure that I would’ve appreciated this more back in 2009. The gameplay just doesn’t hold up very well today.
2010
I was expecting a game about a Jetpack-strapped opossum to be more enjoyable.
2010
I would simply take a different route if my GPS told me to take Zombie Highway.