I was expecting a game about a Jetpack-strapped opossum to be more enjoyable.

I would simply take a different route if my GPS told me to take Zombie Highway.

Not as cool as the first entry but still a great game.

Some people consider themselves to be wine connoisseurs. Myself? I’m a connoisseur of strange kart racing games. So naturally, I had to play this.

Pros:
-Each racer has its own unique item ability
-The visuals are decent
-Races don’t drag on too long

Cons:
-Just about everything else

At the very least, the game seems to be too thoughtfully crafted to be a soulless cash grab.

Definitely would’ve been a better experience had I not played it on the Wii.

A fun arcade baseball option for people (me) that are tired of getting two hits in a full 9 inning game of The Show.

All my homies hate the Trade Federation.

This would be a halfway decent kart racing game but it has one glaring problem- there seems to be no invincibility or grace period after being hit by an item. You can be hit by a barrage of three missiles and be spun out by each one of them. This makes every race look like the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan, which is funny at first but quickly becomes frustrating.

I have negative rhythm but it’s still a decently fun experience with friends.

I was truly an Olympic-level ski jumper back in the day.

Playing this is like watching a bad action movie. You know it’s not going to be good, it just happens to be what you’re in the mood for.

Played Lego Star Wars on the Game Boy Advance, I have. Regret it, I do. Not a good port, this is

Probably one of the more technically impressive PS2 racing games out there, which isn’t too surprising given that it came out three years after the PS3 was released. Some more track variety would’ve been nice, but I understand the limitations given the Arctic setting.

GTA VI is no longer my most anticipated game after having played this masterpiece. I can only anticipate that Goat Simulator 4 will break records and change the entire gaming industry.

I liked the part where I was disconnected from the servers for unlocking an achievement.