Colt Canyon doesn’t reinvent the wheel when it comes to rogue-likes, and that’s perfectly fine. There’s nothing new here, but everything present works very well. The gameplay is easy to pick up and there’s enough of a challenge to keep you engaged throughout. There’s a good deal of difficulty settings that can be changed if you find the game too hard or easy as well.

You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in the zombie apocalypse of course.

Donkey Kong looks like Jimmy Neutron when you use him in the Tread Carefully minigame and I think that’s notable.

It’s a good thing that Cs get degrees because that’s all I was getting at this academy.

Why does Humpty Dumpty have a baseball bat?

I haven’t played this game in a decade but I can almost still feel the cool wind hitting my face after a hard day’s work of gaming at Dave & Buster’s.

Would be more fun if the animals could escape and wreak havoc on the zoo.

Why does this mobile game have more depth than Madden’s franchise mode?

Very much an all-you-can-eat buffet of a racing game. You aren’t going to love all the offerings, but you definitely aren’t going hungry either.

I just want to have a talk with whoever designed the spiders.

Mike Vick’s Game of the Year without a doubt.

A wise man (Cardale Jones) once said- “Why should we have to go to class if we came here to play FOOTBALL, we ain’t come to play SCHOOL, classes are POINTLESS.”

Terraria but completely non-functional.

It’s a good game, but I would’ve liked for there to be a greater emphasis on the actual episodes. The open world is clearly the main focus, and while it is impressive, It mainly serves as a backdrop for the monotonous activity of collecting kyber bricks.

The absence of a character creator and online co-op was disappointing as well, especially considering that The Complete Saga had figured both out 15 years ago.

This is a very refreshing entry within a genre that has gotten terribly stale lately. I can’t remember the last time I played a shooter which required me to coordinate with my teammates to win.

My favorite part about this game is the absence of that despondent, hopeless feeling that occurs when you’re getting stomped in other shooters. Game modes like Quick Cash keep you engaged because you always feel like you’re one well-executed push away from securing the cashout and winning.