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You think you'll be an adventorous space captain shooting pirates and looting stuff. Prepare for 20hs of space trucking

the only thing "profound" about david cage's catalog of games is how each one is profoundly bad

Overrated pra um santo caralho, nem por que ele é "feio" ou surrealista. Mas MEU DEUS DO CÉU, gameplay porca, o jogo teve bugs que só foram corrigidos mesês depois, mensagem moralista de "Ai CapITAAlismo é ruim" extremamente mal aplicada.

Disco elysium faz isso MUITO MELHOR enquanto ainda faz uma sátira com outras vertentes políticas.

Stray

2022

stray starts off cute but then comes to embody everything i kind of hate about game marketing in the internet age. i guarantee you that if it weren't for the meow button and cat animations being marketed no one would really care about this game.

All the updates are great but I still feel like the game lack some direction. Really fun if you're working towards something though

Coolest part is flying your own ship. The rest of the game is too janky, broken, or boring.

playing this in VR for 30+ minutes is a summoning ritual for whatever you last ate

Nice protagonist, it would be a shame if anything happened to him.

Gameplay is fine, the "puzzles" are repetitive and boring. It's a video game that thinks it's too good to be a video game and that's it's biggest problem because the writing isn't' THAT GOOD.
It also is responsible for my least favorite trend in video game history which is "hold up on the analog stick for ten minutes after 10 minutes of gameplay while these characters talk" instead of you know, directing an actual cut scene and using visual storytelling aside from "see the bright green nature juxtaposes the gritty violence WOW" it's laughably juvenile.

Doomed us to a decade of sad dads and black pilled ultraviolence.

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