a real video game ass video game. a little janky, but mostly in a charming way. most of the jokes didn't really hit for me, a little too self indulgent and referential. at least it doesn't overstay its welcome, and i have to acknowledge that i did have fun playing it!

so satisfying...made me fall in love w metroidvanias....every day i wish i was a weird little bug

best summer ever. broke a sandal tracking through mud in the middle of the night to get an ivysaur. i did not even catch it. hell yeah

very heartfelt. made me cry. xoxo

shockingly low on the microtransaction pressure end for a free mobile game. penguin love forever

CUTE makes u nostalgic 4 a summer vibe u never technically experienced

i played through this with a friend over quarantine while we were separated, which i remember very fondly. the broader plot and worldbuilding is passably competent, especially considering romance is the main focus. the three different options for the player’s background are surprisingly distinct—there’s entire scenes and side characters that are unique to each one. even when you play through the same scene as all three, your motivations for being there, baseline reactions/dialogue outside of choices, and dynamics with other characters are often different enough to make it feel fresh. definitely adds a bit of welcome variety to multiple playthroughs if you want to see different routes.

the writing is generally solid, but there’s definitely a few clunkers. there’s this one godawful scene where you hang out with one of the nonbinary love interests and talk about gender/transitioning that is so jarring and corny i had to close the game and have a lie down about it. obviously it’s incomplete so it's hard to pass full judgement, but....i dunno. the whole game feels like it’s been sanded down to appeal to as many people as possible, so you end up with this weirdly sanitized queer vibe. Corporate pride parade ass dating sim.

also, on the pettier side of complaints, the character design kind of sucks, every single character is homogenously conventionally attractive, why does this studio consistently give their dark-skinned love interests light eyes and small noses its weird and also boring, also why are all of the men and nonbinary characters always at least 6 feet tall. that white haired bitch is a short king don't lie to me.

you know obviously foundational to modern survival horror, or whatever, but kind of underwhelming to come back to! those chase sequences just don't hit like they use to in them amnesia reaction videos....taking a sad puff of my gamer cigar

vibes. i am a slut for funky ps1 graphics

i like to have fun with my friends and wear a funny hat

honestly the entire rest of the game is worth playing just for the lewis section

i did not Get this game but they all seem cool

what a fucking knockout of a game. house that hates you horror best in the world

literally cannot say enough about this game. everyone should play it in the fall. ultimate Vibes